Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
👻A mummy limping into the sea👻
WELTER
New to Bluesky—
Twitter, est. 2014
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Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't even bother.
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Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
⬇️Link to my feed⬇️
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
Redskins 🏈 Washington Capitals 🏒 sunsets, beach, bourbon 🥃 old country roads, rock music soothes my soul 🎶🤘old sarcastic asshole has arrived 💋🌹
she/any || gay || 48
PNW/INW
a collection of all my unsent thoughts
I love you
always under the same stars ✨
https://linktr.ee/rachelmschell
https://ngl.link/originalschell
No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
I use pain to hide the humor.
Unreliable Narrator.
I don't rent pigs.
Maybe I like sunflowers more than daisies and yes my boobs are real
here, I can’t see the eye rolls
meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Transportation editor at The Verge. EVs, e-bikes, self-driving cars, eVTOL, public transit, bike bus, and all things that go go go
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
Sweary, exhausted, Geordie.
I have a collection of health-related acronyms so you’ll probably find me on the sofa.
https://youtu.be/Qup3Y60TmTE
“C-PTSD, ADHD, anxiety. Bipolar, addiction, neurodivergence; I'd be more worried if we weren't disturbed”
Here for the hullabaloo.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o4e2g63pfxp2tvmuqcsaxfds/feed/aaaa6ljtognhq
I only have one thumb, so I could never play Fonzie in a Happy Days remake.
Etobicoke Ernie ❤️
Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not)
If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light?
Fake it til you break it
Potato's Grandma
The original Pony Baloney™️
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Pronouns: she/her
bangers (and mash)
https://bsky.app/profile/msnis.bsky.social/feed/aaaautv2clgh6
aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site.
Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
Champagne cork race me for it
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4
Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
🇨🇦🐴🤠
Seeking asylum from M&ta
True North Strong and Free Forever!
that goth bitch
DO NOT dm me.
Modern day philosopher and genius / former twitterer
Just an underwhelming girl in an overwhelming world🤷🏻♀️🙄 Weed, Horror and LEGO round out my personality🫠
Coffee and Dad Jokes
The Dadliest Posts Ever: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap6izw45oow
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen. My stuff and junk. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacry57q2asw
My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
Hi there, I'm JavaSauce. I enjoy generating AI art for fun and sharing, and try to post motivational things. I hope to put a little brightness in people's day and some encouragement for when things are rough.
West coast Canadian. Finally deleting my account at the bad place was a liberating experience! No DM'S will be answered if I don't know you. If your account is all about porn or asking for money or trying to sell me crypto please don't bother following me!
She/her/ally/Ghost Malone shirt owner
Food is a human right so we shall eat the rich & feed the less fortunate.
Driveway Food Pantry wish list:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/DGQUVQOHAGU1?ref_=wl_share
Dad of daughters. Music guy. Whiskey guy. Dog and cat guy. Unapologetic curser. I'm tired of being lied to by a government I help fund. Fuck Donald Trump. He owes me money. Gen-X and angrier than most.
#EatTheRich
Canadian singer/songwriter. 3 time Juno winner
Former kid detective. Idiot savant without the savant part. Dad. Lawn mower
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse.
My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach.
99% of these are recycled tweets.
Just a cool motherfucker.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gmu4fvraoc2o5fjmx4dp6rah/feed/aaahqvajl7vvk
Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaadicqqnq5ok
Upvoted: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaah35reuxnmi
I guess I just like saying things.
#poetry meets #shitposting meets #autism
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kri3ljagyrc6cy4plsebedlu/feed/aaanj5znes4z6
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.
"As seen on Twitter"
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney
I'm probably autistic. I love God!! 🦋 I'm just a girl with a bunny 🐰 Incandescent glow, but you don't see me. Poet, Empath, Fairy Fae 🧚♀️✨️ ENTJ
Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast. Musings from an ADHD mind
Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
Internet Debris: https://linktr.ee/Packet_pusher
Yet another middle aged non-binary person.
Not a girl, they/them. Queer as in fuck you.
Utahn in Switzerland.
PFP by @slimemildred.bsky.social
Tried sitting on the sidelines and became an activist.
Expert at getting into horrible relationships with alcoholics!
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
(she/her)
🚫AI slop
Avi by @cozydalia.bsky.social
Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
Edmonton Oilers, Blue Jays fan, and love watching NFL and now F1. Like stuff that makes me laugh and I used to like following current events. Director of Product at a video game company in 🇨🇦
Artist lover, reader, avid dog
Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:suhdwtoqinxndxizjc27ulko/feed/aaakejkcgubai
whiskey girl, world traveler, adventure seeker, politically disgusted. kindness is a choice, if you don't have something nice to say, fuck off (avi is not me. photography is mine unless noted)
🌊surfin’ the web🏄♂️ | words w/ @flagrantmag.com
@hard-drive.net - @paletteswap.site
Punk Rock and Parmesan
Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di
Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky.
I love you.
https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr
She/Her. YQU ➡️ YEG ➡️ YYC. 💚💛 EAS&Physics. GIS, saxophone, cycling, fountain pens, random thoughts from my life. Winter lover, go Oilers go 💙🧡🗺️✒️🎷
I’m a 7.5. Maybe an 8.
42/NJ/Please Don’t DM me 😎
Dave's not here, man
Brain vomit - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3kqvwbz62
Best? -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3nxlalnka
Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
Just my brain garbage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:icwmuvffuts3iaugroxwqjl7/feed/aaajnaptz5uk2
Curling, Colorado and a Weimaraimer.
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
see posts for relevant stalking info
shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
search links: https://bsky.app/profile/professorkiosk.wtf/post/3lyho3hzatk2p
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
“Know the challenge within before facing the challenge without.” I make pretty pictures on your TV. (Emmy Award-winning Steadicam, lighting designer, jib and robotics operator.)
🇺🇦Slava Ukraini🇺🇦
🇨🇦 🦄 🩷💜🩵 🏳️🌈 GenX
Mostly sane now.
Woke as fuck.
☠️ Aspiring adult.
🕸️ Fur baby Mom.
☠️ Terrible fibre artist and potter.
🕸️ Awful home barista.
☠️ Stay at home kayak camper.
🕸️ Severe depression & anxiety disorder survivor.
☠️ She/Her/Elle.
[🖕Don't DM me🖕]
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaal2ybjpxkkq
Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
Lover of tacos, coffee, books, and naps
minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
Just here for the free cake and women’s rights.
I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.
www.connielukey.com
I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts.
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e