the bareback contessa (fighting fascism in minnesota edition)

this is how i access bluesky

Squirtle passed out on dried grass… mumbling “bi…big booty latinos…”

yes, sir!

god damn, dad 🤤

girl same 😭

i beg your pardon? 😦

too damned sleepy is more like it 🥱

mama can’t keep her eyes open today, fuck

cannot overstate how hard i was just stroking and thinking about burying my cock in some ass 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

today’s #mcm is brought to you by: can 5:00 just hurry up already? fucking hell 😮‍💨

still feeling the same fyi

still feeling this way btw 🫢😮‍💨

i’m so excited 😎

depending on how it holds up over time I’d consider getting another tbh. they had a few other colors i liked a lot

i was successfully influencered (lol) into buying a birkin oops. it’s fake but looks pretty good and is so cute omg. gonna be my computer bag

and they gave me the little rainbow charm as a freebie because they must have known i’m a ✨faguette✨

aw, shucks 🙈

I have a lot crushes

i was a wee babe of (newly) 16!

you, in another decade.

(this was 2009, [almost] a whole two decades ago)

fr fr tho, am feral today

I need a sugar daddy to help me pay bills. 😞😭

here’s the gay thing btw

it’s friday but nobody’s come over and let me suck their fat cock 😔

3 is acceptable… as long as there isn’t a 4 around 🫣

thanks, babe 😘

🙈

aw shucks 🫣