Bobby Biscotti

The real story here is that he can only name 48 women in a row before he gets bored and starts thinking about Austin Powers

Southeastern Pennsylvanians are like beavers except instead of instinctively damming any running water, they will assemble any food in their environment into a sandwich. God’s people

"Folks, he worked very hard, very hard to catch the Zodiac killer. And he filmed some very bad things for the news, we all saw ... murders and car crashes ... But he drove the ambulances too! ...
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OKJA!"

Esoteric Ebb using things like Welsh and Polish as stand-ins for fantasy languages solidifies it as GOTY easily

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a cartoon character stands in front of a sign that says tokyo Alt: Gold Ship kicking the cameraman in Uma Musume

POV: You’re an influencer in Dubai watching the missile heading right for your hotel room window

One of the most important cultural figures of the 90's; a man who brought a coolness and swagger to his office that most thought was impossible. Since his retirement, has used his visibility to advocate for positive causes. A top-class guy.

And that POS Bill Clinton

It’s a sign of the patriarchal “male as default viewpoint” society that we live in that this isn’t called The Giant Husband

Google Maps image of “Chuckle Head Conservation Area” in Tasmania

I found where they’re conserving you

*touches earpiece* I'm hearing concerning news that Lin-Manuel Miranda has activated his front-facing camera

The Beatles are probably my favorite Weezer

Hockey puck with approximately 5% of it shaved off and presumably eaten

The only good thing about hockey culture is that sometimes goalies will have an idea like "I should eat a hockey puck to absorb its powers and become a better goaltender." We need to scrap the radioactive waste that is everything else and build around insane goalies

How do you expect me to post good when our government is occupied by fascists?

two men in white tank tops are sitting at a table talking Alt: Guy losing life points in a Yugioh duel

Blundering my queen and hitting the "AAAAHH! dingdingdingding" as I lose life points

Celtics edition of Catan where the resources are nothin but bricks

If you liked the flash and intensity of Olympic hockey, then you'll LOVE seeing Carl Grundstrom almost connect with Nikita Grebenkin on a zone entry pass, leading to a change in possession

Three word opening line and Highlighter Henry got it exactly wrong. Tough scenes

If any octogenarians are reading this, I am willing to legally adopt as many of you as it takes to drive Wintzell’s Oyster House to financial ruin

He decided not to go specifically to make me look like an idiot for this post

Me, watching my local broadcast network give airtime to a career 2.9 WAR former player who thinks statistics are a conspiracy to turn him gay: "Wow, what a novel and exciting approach to baseball coverage!"

NHL goalie Jake Oettinger looking suspiciously like Charlie Kirk

Jake Oettinger shows up at the SOTU and a bunch of fed lackeys are like "Wait, I thought we took care of this mf in Utah"

Liberal version of those guys who predict the rapture every year or so.

Agrias have u seen lucky number slevin its on tubi

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

Let the last word of these Olympic games be in recognition of the noble residents of Cherry Hill

Brian Boucher is a great example of how skilled the Flyers are at drafting commentators

Homie in the suit doesn't even realize he just lived through a near-death experience