Force majeure me baby
09.03.2026 10:28
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Force majeure me baby
Blasting bublé in the bedroom
these politicians and american executives are not bothered enough by killing children or heads of state
softserve carwash
"... take that"
Would
Seeds growing into pumpkin plant
I chucked some scooped pumpkin seeds into the garden and they are GROWING!
I'm in a relationship with my bsky account
Meanwhile I'll piss standing up cos it's more dignified
If you can't put the toilet seat down, here's a solution: piss in the sink.
So much convenience, less manual labour, respectful of others.
This was in my drafts a month ago
When I see a movie I'm like. now THIS... is cinema
a very pleasant man is fixing my car
this man hasn't stopped smiling since I pulled in
it's not phony customer service smile he just seems super happy
I love him
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
CATS/COSMO.GIF
I hope I can get money in a nice way
writig a book call finite jest
why are there butterfly kisses but no such thing as moth kisses? 😤
going to make an absolutely sexy salad today if you even gaf
Don't you open that trap door!!! Also, I'm so fucken horny
to a pedestrian such as myself the corner store is the gas station
June 16, 2024. Day lilies. Somewhat distressed. Too hot.
Kitten
Soft bebbie 🩷
