Front door guy at Best Buy goes, "Can I help you find anything in particular?" I say, "A way to make my wife and daughter leave Nordstrom Rack in a reasonable amount of time? If not I'm just browsing." Dude says, "The store is yours my brother..." and holds out his fist for drive-by bump. #bro
01.03.2026 03:06
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Place I volunteer with here in Durham can tell you what they didn't get, too. Locals have stepped up to fill gaps, but that's an entirely different scale so each dollar's not going as far. Still, glad Durham has a big heart.
09.12.2025 05:04
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I know: have them swap jobs.
11.11.2025 02:15
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Microsoft said, "10 is dead and you can't 11 without the AI BS!"
I said, "OK fine, you seem not to have paid attention to Linux gaming lately." While the gaming on Fedora has been fine, I forgot that every cloud service in the universe was going to bury me under "new signin" alerts. 😅
28.10.2025 02:11
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Sometimes you just go hard. I hope I made the rock climbing community proud by obliterating that door and swag-walking in to get a massive soda I probably didn't need. 🤔
18.08.2025 04:51
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That looks like a Timothy hay biscuit to me. Lucky bunny! Nom nom...
11.07.2025 13:19
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Look, I know you want a gig but we envisioned a duo. I can work you into a Luchador style heel role - you'll be "Concurso Muerte" and your finisher will be ... Uh ... I don't know how to translate "The Needler" into Spanish.
10.07.2025 23:50
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We're giving up academia and tech. We're starting a late-midlife husband/wife pro wrestling duo. We shall be Sugar Cain, whose finishing move is the Insulin Shocker, and Pol-karnage who finishes opponents with the Kill-basa. Deducing which is whom, we leave to the reader.
10.07.2025 20:17
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A black and white, lop eared bunny - telescoped on his tummy, on hearth.
10.07.2025 19:19
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Congrats, BTW, to the athlete in question. I bet she's a badass tennis player and there are probably some sweet highlights - but the winning point clip isn't exactly making me go "OMG how have I slept on tennis all these years???" :)
07.06.2025 18:27
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I've given the algorithm no evidence that I care a whit about tennis, but it DESPERATELY wants me to know that an American won the French Open. Sure, I like a good sport clip from anything on The Ocho - but this is just "American win yay." Thx? Nationalism FTW, I guess?
07.06.2025 18:25
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Their "normal" chips (I think they did an Utz collab?) were very good. Another collab to check out is the Frank's hot sauce Goldfish. Emily got me some and they were surprisingly yummy. #snacks
05.06.2025 15:37
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Real Qs. What flavor of Pringles? This is important; don't answer wrong.
05.06.2025 12:25
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Qian Xuesen - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qian_Xu... and JPL, anyone?
We definitely didn't screw that one up.
30.05.2025 15:53
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Place I volunteer is serving about 30% more meals than they were, previously. Assistance agencies are losing dollars at the same time that a lot of "just getting by" folks are getting hit from different directions. Buckle up, it feels like the snowball has started rolling downhill. :/
28.05.2025 23:56
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Perspective in that first picture makes the legs so janky. 😂 Cool idea, though - that's a neat crossover for your models!
13.05.2025 16:52
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🟢KUNG FURY 2 - #movie #movietrailers2025 #80s
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRu...
12.05.2025 04:22
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The Meta AI app is here. Download now to start talking to your own personal AI.
It's like every website, app and piece of software has developed its own Clippy. Clippy is following me around every day from Google to Zoom to Adobe Acrobat, telling me it looks like I'm trying to exist and would I like help with that
02.05.2025 01:02
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It will cost you $0 to RT my work! 🖤
24.04.2025 18:54
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When I was part of the vanguard for "coming out" announcements multiple times, I had a moment. I'm an accepting guy but not, like, a snuggly and supportive guy. I realized that if my honest, respectful, baseline acceptance put me at the leading edge of treating them nicely ... they were owed better.
19.04.2025 19:54
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Home - Keogh's
I'm gonna wildly guess you mean Keogh's here. www.keoghsfarm.com I have had the truffle butter crisps (lol) and they're pretty dang good. I ran across the brand last time I was in the EU and try to grab some whenever I see them here.
13.04.2025 22:58
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Knives Out 2 | MILES BRON IS AN IDIOT | HD Movie Clips & Trailers
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I watched "Knives Out: The Glass Onion" (again) yesterday and it really is the movie of our times, right now. That you can identify each of "The Disruptors" IRL, multiple times, is nuts. Just remember (mild spoilers) - Miles Bron is an idiot. youtu.be/4HT5Wn1JcUM?...
10.04.2025 15:17
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It Hurts Itself in Its Confusion 🤕🇺🇸
#artist #politicalcartoon #comics #tariffs #fafo #Pokémon #America #resist
10.04.2025 13:35
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That mod is great. The group I play with has a long history of misadventure when meeting Astarion so it's become a tradition not use him ... But we've def used the mod to bring "quest companion of note" when we have our crew of 4. :)
10.04.2025 02:01
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This dude is currently live on Tik Tok protesting. I’m telling yall, the waters are churning more and more out there.
05.04.2025 00:41
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udabest. Keep tooning. 👋
04.04.2025 01:02
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