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Tom Graeff aficionado. #Local600 πŸŽ₯ witch ✨️ Director 🎬 THE FOOD THAT BUILT AMERICA & stuff. Bond stan. Genre nerd. Michael Caine impersonator. Aspiring Peter Cushing. What would Doris Wishman do? Making a film on Centron. Contact πŸ“© linktr.ee/elleschneider

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Now THE DEVILS will never get re-released.

27.02.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Boys

23.02.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them has a pocket square with the letter s on it ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them has a pocket square with the letter s on it
23.02.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sci-Fi Short Film "There Is No Antimemetics Division" | DUST
Sci-Fi Short Film "There Is No Antimemetics Division" | DUST YouTube video by DUST

Adria Lang's adaptation of qntm's SCP Foundation story There Is No Antimemetics Division is up on DUST with more than 27K views in less than 24 hours! Loved shooting this fun sci-fi noir.

Check it out: youtu.be/3v8AsTHfAG0?...

03.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I usually watch MST3K when I'm under the weather to regress to the comforts of childhood, and I've had a migraine for 11 days straight. So after rewatching a LOT of episodes over the last two weeks, I can only come to one conclusion:

Men, what's stopping you from being Tom Servo?

23.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoyed it, but I also refer to it as a beautiful Free People ad.

23.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My friend, the wonderful and kind Jim Stringer, who wrote this incredible theme song, sadly passed away far too young in December. He truly saved my life so many times with that riff, particularly during cleaning and pack out after the fire.

16.02.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sci-Fi Short Film "There Is No Antimemetics Division" | DUST
Sci-Fi Short Film "There Is No Antimemetics Division" | DUST YouTube video by DUST

Adria Lang's adaptation of qntm's SCP Foundation story There Is No Antimemetics Division is up on DUST with more than 27K views in less than 24 hours! Loved shooting this fun sci-fi noir.

Check it out: youtu.be/3v8AsTHfAG0?...

03.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The photo she did want you to see

31.01.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to take a nice photo of my bestie @petrichoreographer.bsky.social at dinner for NY Restaurant Week to prove we are civilized beings and she brandishes a knife!

THE PHOTO SHE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

31.01.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What I'm confused by is that the force was already democratized in the EU for decades... like randos all over the place pop up with the Force? It can be genetic, or just... not? And people in families have it to different degrees? So I don't really understand how that part was ever even a thing?

16.01.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
David Bowie - Valentine's Day (Official Video) [HD]
David Bowie - Valentine's Day (Official Video) [HD] YouTube video by David Bowie

As an adult, my favorite David Bowie album is Heathen, with Low a close second. But from neither of those albums, the song I revisit more than most is Valentine's Day, which I'm still floored ended up in Lazarus. I saw the show 10 years ago this week, with little idea of what the future would hold.

08.01.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today is David Bowie's birthday, and the 10 year anniversary of the Blackstar album. Which also means (cosmic jokes aside) we're coming up on 10 years of many of us living in one crisis after another.

As a kid, Bowie music helped me through so many disasters, and now he's helped through these too.

08.01.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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me: man i haven't listened to metal in ages why don't i do that

me: this is dope, i miss sitting around and listening to music

me: but i still have errands to do

me: but this is so pleasing, maybe after the next song

[two hours later]

me: okay maybe this is why i don't do this anymore

06.01.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Calibri - Wikipedia

Yeah so the thing is, Calibri is a new font, which means assholes get caught more easily when they try to forge older documents.

It's brought down governments. There's even a "in crime and politics" Wikipedia section.

That's probably what this whole thing is about. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calibri...

10.12.2025 04:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the things that irritates me about defunding the Post Office is that the Post Office is just a great place to go to. People getting presents, sending off Christmas letters, the hustle and bustle of American Capitalism, people meeting people, babes and hunks, get laid at the Post Office folks

09.12.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 1453 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 9
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Calibri - Wikipedia

Nah, it's because Calibri has been used to root out fraudulent documents. This is to allow for more crimining.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calibri...

10.12.2025 04:04 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Traffic was SO BAD today, what in Carmageddon is going on? It took more than 90 minutes to go 9 miles this afternoon, and that was hours before rush hour. And it's a Tuesday!

I needed to nap before an all night shoot and traffic ate any chance of that happening. Think unsleepy thoughts for me fam.

10.12.2025 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And if you happen to have a few LAPD uniforms we could borrow, or know anyone looking to EP a horror short (or who wants to donate to a nonprofit before the end of the year!) please be in touch!

08.12.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ashes to Films, Arts Nonprofit Inspired by L.A. Fires, Sets Short Film Festival and Names First Cohort of Filmmakers Nonprofit Ashes to Films unveils its first cohort of fire-affected filmmakers who will receive grants and other support to help craft a short film.

I'm excited to share that my horror short TRUE CRIME was chosen as part of the first Ashes to Films in-kind grant for fire-affected filmmakers. I've been wanting to tell this story for a LONG time. We still have funds to raise, but happy to start 2026 with a new project!

variety.com/2025/biz/new...

08.12.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay rain, you've made your point. You've already taken the last warm week of the year. What more do you want?!

18.11.2025 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you

14.11.2025 00:45 πŸ‘ 632 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2
The World Is Not Enough - Elektra King death scene
The World Is Not Enough - Elektra King death scene YouTube video by Bananas About Movies

Pierce Brosnan doesn't get enough kudos for great work in THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH. When Bond stares down Elektra King it is a MOMENT.

We hear about Dalton being more of the ruthless, Fleming-esque Bond, but when Brosnan brings menace to the table it means something.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vxS...

14.11.2025 00:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

welcome

14.11.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bond as a conferred identity is dumb.

Bond as a character whose story resets with every new actor is dumb (as much as I hate the Madeleine Swann character with every fiber of my being.)

If you think these things you don't like the Bond series.

And that's okay!

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

12.11.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What insufferable handwringing. There are a thousand ways Bond could have escaped No Time to Die. If there even is an issue figuring out how, which I doubt, it's probably because they hired writers who don't really like the property and character. Happy to take over for them!

12.11.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone born on the UES who has been riding those buses for 40 years... these are either transplants who don't do public transit or bots. UES buses are usually crowded and not with the terrifying poor. There can be safety issues in towns with low or class-based ridership, but NYC is not that.

12.11.2025 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for sharing Marc! It's never too late to shovel your way out of the shit and into the truth.

12.11.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Accidentally slept til 3PM, woke up for some food, fell asleep again accidentally at 5PM, woke up at 8PM. Daylight Savings is going great so far.

03.11.2025 05:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love HORROR EXPRESS because it's shot mostly in mediums and mostly overly lit with head on key lighting with zero care for continuity and it does not matter AT ALL.

01.11.2025 07:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0