Mario

timberlakemaxxing

In other news first post-buzz haircut

i’ve reached adequate length that curly messy in the front hair is back

My brother in law said I look like luigi 🥹

Got an A and a B this semester 😌

I think he might not actually be a leftist antihero

I was closing the park in total darkness and normally that means i’m thinking about seeing the dogman in the corner of my eye but I just saw a post and starting thinking about a giant solo poly amputee hijabi running out of the woods straight at me instead

Hii

Officially a student congress member 🎉🥳

I NEED to make a folder it’s literally a major life goal to pull one of these babies out at the perfect time

I probably have 50 fucking prime juicy reaction images i’ve saved on social media over the years and i’ve never used one of them

fr when

Free mustache rides :)

Stached up

-Grand Vizier
-Relies on local ethnic elites for administration
-promiscuous leader
welcome back ottoman empire

Not saying i’ve never done it accidentally but I get so embarrassed I’d never leave it out there

my most unwoke (linguistic prescriptivist) opinion is that using -‘s for plurals is the most annoying thing in the world. Modern equivalent of using whom incorrectly trying to sound smart

Like tell me you wouldn’t

I want it to be true but I need solid evidence

I hate sugar daddy scams so much bc at first I just get so excited a hot older guy is talking to me

Is it actually fuentes?

Innocent dog found frozen solid in the snow in mangled position 😪

30something geeky gaymer gym bros are always huge manchildren and they’re so hot and I love them for it and I want them to date me

one follow and it’s me two posts and they’re both comments in this thread that’s wild

did… did you make this account just to see this?

Little did he realize I didn’t specify what kind of posting i’ll be doing

yes!

If I put this on my tinder would people get it or am I chronically online