For World Book Day we are dressed as someone who read the book before the TV show got popular and are spending the day saying “well actually in the book” until we are forcibly removed from the office.
Dirty Business. Watch tonight at 9pm on Channel 4 and Channel 4 streaming.
youtu.be/MEz6sYhYtio?...
At the Thames Water Mogden Treatment Works there was a spill of 240 Olympic Swimming Pools of sewage, in a single day
[Source: Southern Water 2021 trial, Judge’s sentencing remarks]
Thames Water has asked the British Government for a 15-year holiday from environmental laws, during which it would be immune from prosecution.
[Source: bit.ly/4cabw7U ]
South West Water dumped sewage over 100 times a day in 2024
[Source: 2024 EDM figures released by the Environment Agency. It dumped 56 000 times in 2024 - that’s 153 times a day]
Southern Water was sentenced to pay a record 90 million pound fine after pleading guilty to 6971 crimes in 2021
[Source: Southern Water 2021 trial, Judge’s sentencing remarks]
Andrew Windsor the Musical, watch on Channel 4 streaming now.
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As the BBC announces a live stage show of The Traitors we would like to announce a live stage show of Gogglebox in the theatre next door where they watch the live stage show of The Traitors
Today’s news summarised:
Gaza: Doctors Under Attack, the full documentary is now available on our Channel 4 Documentaries YouTube. youtu.be/iv3wpeJ6Oco?...
Hey baby, I hear the U21 Euros a-callin’, Elliott’s headers and Nwaneri’s megs
Our boss is off for the week, so we are now our boss. This week we will mainly focusing on bringing back Eurotrash, rebranding our streaming service again (Possibly to ‘Channel Phwoar’) and seeing if we can figure out the password for the ITV accounts.
We are STILL live from Liverpool Street Station until 6am with the UKs first PIANOTHON.
Need some good vibes and excellent music to see you through the night?
You're welcome
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We are LIVE from Liverpool Street Station this morning and for the next 24 hours as we kick off the UKs first ever PIANOTHON. www.youtube.com/live/hWnyG7_...
Oh the stock market is unstable? We’ve been unstable for years and we are still doing our job correctly. Grow up.
As retaliation for the Tariffs we will now be showing any American made TV show without the last five minutes. Good luck finding out how Frasier got out of that one.
Remember not to believe anything you read on the internet tomorrow. Not because it’s April Fools but because you just can’t trust anything you read on the internet anyway.
To make our office feel more like the White House we’ve started adding random people to our teams chats.
Inspired by Adolescence being one continuous take per episode, we are going to do an episode of Grand Designs in one continuous take which lasts 5 years.
Our boss is away so we are taking the opportunity to start pitching ideas for TV shows.
Boar in a bed - Like four in a bed but we release a pig
Dogglebox - Self explanatory
First Dates - People eat dates for the first time it’s actually very boring
Come Dine With Bees - Awful, awful idea for a show
Don't worry, Crufts is going about as well as you'd thought it would be going.
A man lays in a field with rubble around him, he is wearing a blue shirt and black trousers, and resting his head on his right arm.
The Oscar winning Documentary No Other Land, co-directed by a collective of Palestinian and Israeli filmmakers is available to stream free on Channel 4.
We don’t need breaking news alerts anymore, we just wait for the C4News social team to shout WHAT NOW every 15 minutes and know something has happened
A screenshot of google maps and the gulf of America, formerly the Gulf of Mexico. We have replaced the text with 'Gulf of Channel4, fomerly gulf of all4, formerly gulf of 4OD
What google maps looks like this week
The countdown clock reads midday, and a big Channel 4 logo sits underneath. To the right the Duolingo owl stands. We can hear our lawyers screaming already.
BIG NEWS: Meet our new Assistant Social Media Manager! They’re a bit chaotic and keep speaking in different languages but we’ve got high hopes.
R.I.P the Duolingo owl.
In other news our new social strategy will be the Channel 4 Pigeon we are just trying to find someone we dislike enough to wear a massive pigeon costume.
Please help us get to a thousand followers on Bluesky!
Mostly because there are two Channel 4 accounts on here, this one which is the official one, and another one which is just some guy swearing at people and our boss keeps asking if we are running that one too.
Apparently everyone makes a Super bowl spot nowadays. We did, it got rejected because ‘Channel 4 doesn’t air in America’ and ‘How did this cost £2million to make’ but here it is anyway.
If you ever think you’re bad at your job, or that you not qualified enough for your job, just remember that we’ve accidentally posted a picture of our dog to the Channel 4 Instagram not once but twice now.
Sister Michael from Derry girls in for frames. Frame one: She says "What is happening" Frame two: She says: "Am I Dead?" Frame three: "Is this my wake?" Frame four: "Am I in hell?"
It's still January
