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The new SANA titles are incredible

07.03.2026 00:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My parents would have had me say all the swear words ten times before I said "ain't"

06.03.2026 19:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protestor A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

New from 404 Media: Proton Mail, the privacy-focused email service, gave authorities data that let the FBI unmask an anonymous 'Stop Cop City' protester. It was payment data linked to the anonymous email account. From that, FBI ID'd them, then tracked their movements www.404media.co/proton-mail-...

05.03.2026 20:39 👍 2435 🔁 1396 💬 92 📌 339
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate.
In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate.
A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership.
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

www.wsj.com/business/med...

06.03.2026 06:12 👍 4300 🔁 865 💬 101 📌 228

James!

23.02.2026 22:08 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

06.03.2026 03:50 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 22:58 👍 852 🔁 70 💬 4 📌 2

If you don't expect anything, you get nothing, Snoopy.

06.03.2026 01:30 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

atheism is important if we want to complete the neoliberal project of complete atomization and alienation of all persons

05.03.2026 20:50 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

DENTIST SAYS IM GRINDIN MY TEETH AT NIGHT... whatever bihtch, mad spiders crawlin in my mouth, gotta grind to catch em + chew 100x b4 swalow

05.03.2026 03:51 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

05.03.2026 03:50 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't trust the imitators

04.03.2026 22:12 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

04.03.2026 03:50 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

i killed a healthy adult male giraffe to feed the meat to my growing girlfriend

04.03.2026 01:12 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

imo becoming a mathematician is the closest thing possible to becoming a wizard in a world without magic.

03.03.2026 17:04 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

03.03.2026 03:50 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

just watch the youtube tutorials

03.03.2026 03:04 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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pls join my $1 patreon and see comics and hang out ily www.patreon.com/extrafabulouscomics

02.03.2026 16:56 👍 81 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

The people who work the line at the cheetos factory are called "Extruded Business Leaders"

02.03.2026 22:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

02.03.2026 03:50 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Fired from the mall santa job for sneezing on several dozen babies in one bad hour. Christmas is cancelled

02.03.2026 03:08 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BREAD.

01.03.2026 13:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

01.03.2026 03:50 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My gamer girl is like sonic in the streets and Mario in the bed

01.03.2026 01:53 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dad just jumped on the hood of a police car bc he got declined for a Best Buy credit card...Obama is destroying my family and r Christmas

28.02.2026 23:23 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

28.02.2026 03:50 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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27.02.2026 16:08 👍 728 🔁 70 💬 10 📌 0

Let's make the sad middle aged man who works a minimum wage shitty pizza job the center of our ad campaign. America is over

28.02.2026 00:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It touches my heart that Sikhs can now serve in the US military

27.02.2026 19:30 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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