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Uno debería venir con fecha de muerte incluida no más pa’ saber si vale la pena seguir ahorrando para el retiro o si ya me lo gasto en viajes

Quién diría que encontraría tanto placer en sentarme al lado de la ventana a picar cebolla

Yellowjackets twitter would be so much happier w the show if they only got over the fact this series is not the acclaimed Emmy nominee from s1 anymore and now is just a comedy and unserious show like Riverdale but w better writing and casting, and it’s ok, it is still fun!

Te abrazo, también este mes me ha tratado con la punta del zapato

Megan Fox holding a lighter to her tongue in ‘Jennifer’s Body.’

Amanda Seyfried in ‘Jennifer’s Body.’

Amanda Seyfried reveals a ‘Jennifer’s Body’ sequel is currently in the works:

“I think we’re making another one. I didn’t confirm it! I said “I think”, (she winks). We’re working on it, we’re working on it.”

I think my only real complaint about the new yellowjackets season (since s2 actually) is how abused the element how music has been. You have a song every 3 min. I can recall too many iconic moments from s1 bc how accurate placed were the songs in key scenes. Now they seem meaningless

I genuinely can’t trust ppl who hate Misty, like do u ever have fun?

This is canon now

Ghost Jackie punching the air having to witness THAT. Like, all it took was a dead baby and a best friend for Shauna to finally kiss a girl lmao

I’m just gonna say i’m loving all of the decisions they’re making for this new Yellowjackets season, risky but fun! Also Misty being in the center this time is having me hooked!

Ay muchas gracias pero la voy a piratear

Qué bueno que al final no vimos QUEER en el cine. Tremenda cosa tan aburrida no pasamos ni de la media hora 🫠

Mexico’s President, Claudia Sheinbaum, has ordered retaliatory tariffs on the United States.

I thank you for updating around here abt yjs, I feel like i’ve been missing a lot since I left twitter

The White Lotus ft some mexican beach when??

Like 97% of these reviews, you can’t be serious

Sometimes I think ppl on Letterboxd don’t really have opinions of their own bc what do they all mean when they say they didn’t understand Mulholland Drive?

Image for ‘The White Lotus’ TV series.

‘The White Lotus’ has been renewed for a fourth season.

Is not that serious lmaooo

Director David Lynch.

Collage of film posters for David Lynch’s ‘Mulholland Drive’, ‘Blue Velvet’, ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘The Elephant Man.’

Film Director David Lynch has passed away at the age of 78.

Some of his most notable works include ‘Mulholland Drive’, ‘Twin Peaks’, ‘The Elephant Man’, ‘Blue Velvet’ & more.

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

A woman was scammed out of $800K+ by someone posing as Brad Pitt

Using edited pics and AI vids, he convinced her to divorce her husband, send money for a fake kidney surgery, and believe his accounts were frozen due to Angelina Jolie

She realized it was fake when Pitt was on the news with a new GF

-Alguien: *da un argumento bien elaborado de porque algo está mal/mal hecho*
-Un npc: “ES QUE SEGURO TIENES ENVIDIA”

Jean Smart wins the #GoldenGlobes award for Best Actress in a Musical/Comedy series.

Why ppl watching Squid Games being so shocked about the casting being full of terrible men when nowdays South Korea is well known for being full of violent misogynsts and no woman in that country wants to be near them. Your idols are probably no different lmao

SHUT UP 😭😭😭

Me gusta el hecho de que a pesar de presentarse como murder mystery, ese no es realmente su objetivo, y nada puede ser resuelto desde esa perspectiva. Todo se resuelve desde el corazón, así por cursi que se escuche

Ya sabiendo todas las respuestas a Umineko me encanta poder volver a el con una perspectiva neutra y sin la curiosidad se resolver algo. Y es gracioso darse cuenta que las respuestas estuvieron ahí todo el tiempo, sólo era la gente dándoselas de intelectuales los que complicaban todo

Umineko y Yellowjackets son tan parecidos en estructura. Ya veo por qué caí durísimo por la última (aparte de ser mujeres protagonistas ofc)