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@mberns247

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What the fuck does this even mean?

He says they have surrendered, and then immediately turns around and says they'll be under siege for decades unless they surrender.

Wtf does "complete destruction and certain death" mean? Sounds like a guy hyping himself up to use a nuke tbh

07.03.2026 15:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there simply isn't a beer big enough for me when he goes

06.03.2026 23:40 👍 905 🔁 56 💬 64 📌 35

daaaaammmnnnnnn

07.03.2026 02:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I saw this at the theater with my family and I was the deciding vote to see this over whatever the alternative was and I'm pretty sure some of them still actively resent me for it

07.03.2026 01:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A list of people attending the White House’s NIL roundtable

A list of people attending the White House’s NIL roundtable

I know it smell crazy in there

06.03.2026 18:50 👍 55 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 7

If we are being honest: Claude didn't do any of those things.
People USING Claude as an excuse for greed extraction are.

• Claude didn't choose to work for the military.
• Claude didn't build data centers.
• Claude didn't defund mental health.
• Claude didn't refuse security protocols.

Humans did.

06.03.2026 16:44 👍 525 🔁 141 💬 9 📌 15
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The grimmest Fox screengrab imaginable: A segment about a White House roundtable on college sports with a bug featuring a State Department phone number that Americans can call if the president's war of choice has them stranded in the Middle East

06.03.2026 18:55 👍 255 🔁 55 💬 3 📌 3

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 👍 9429 🔁 2134 💬 88 📌 34
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Job growth over 14 months of Trump’s second term: 150,000 jobs
The previous 14 months: 1.74 million jobs

Under Biden: 0 months of job losses
Trump’s second term: losses in two of the last three months, three of the last five months, and five of the last nine months.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

06.03.2026 14:04 👍 246 🔁 131 💬 13 📌 24
Graph showing crude oil prices over the last month, hovering around 60 dollars a barrel for a while and surging to over 90 in the last week

Graph showing crude oil prices over the last month, hovering around 60 dollars a barrel for a while and surging to over 90 in the last week

Another masterstroke, sir

06.03.2026 18:41 👍 490 🔁 41 💬 17 📌 13
Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida
After the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party created the chat for college students, it devolved into slurs against Black and Jewish people.

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida After the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party created the chat for college students, it devolved into slurs against Black and Jewish people.

damn it’s crazy how the slurs filled the chat all by themselves. couldn’t be helped i’m sure. chats are always devolving of their own accord

06.03.2026 13:33 👍 1728 🔁 237 💬 36 📌 18
06.03.2026 16:28 👍 5378 🔁 1193 💬 28 📌 22

He’s a pretend Christian and a huge germaphobe so he definitely hates this stuff, so I hope they keep doing to him forever lol

06.03.2026 16:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

06.03.2026 13:53 👍 5746 🔁 1684 💬 29 📌 75
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate.
In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate.
A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership.
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

www.wsj.com/business/med...

06.03.2026 06:12 👍 4338 🔁 868 💬 103 📌 226

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

06.03.2026 10:18 👍 1007 🔁 173 💬 21 📌 1

Cool thanks man.

06.03.2026 01:35 👍 642 🔁 57 💬 21 📌 0

If you don't think the Christofascists are getting involved here to set a precedent that they should be the arbiters and legislators of ALL speech, you're not paying attention

07.05.2024 21:50 👍 120 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 1

Lol to the jabronis tone policing people saying Hegseth never literally said this war in Iran was for Jesus, well here you go

05.03.2026 23:53 👍 169 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0

Stop me if I'm wrong but I don't think UAE or SA or Israel have very much interest in being a Christian nation under God

05.03.2026 23:36 👍 494 🔁 79 💬 15 📌 0

Just to be clear, us Jews have been telling you for YEARS that you’ve been letting a bunch of explicit antisemites define and lecture you about antisemitism and you all gobbled their shit up

These people care about Jews solely to the extent they can use us to advance their evil

Stop falling for it

06.03.2026 00:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jfc it’s a joke, grow a sense of humor

06.03.2026 00:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

05.03.2026 23:26 👍 8852 🔁 2131 💬 362 📌 59

congress needs to stop this madman

05.03.2026 22:18 👍 3771 🔁 726 💬 134 📌 34
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This is honestly one of the most anti-Jewish things I’ve ever seen from the United States government.

05.03.2026 23:19 👍 12878 🔁 3333 💬 2103 📌 568

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 29583 🔁 4014 💬 367 📌 161

The fact that his team set this up in a way where the ownership can be traced back to him is basically malpractice. It's an asset, he's obviously not actively managing the property.

If you see this Giannis, please fire your team and hire me

05.03.2026 20:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's incredible how "free thinking" and "just asking questions" has led Rogan into a path of just blindly repeating shit he's heard in right-wing media without even an ounce of self awareness.

So many "independent" thinkers out there just repeating complete fucking bullshit they saw online

05.03.2026 20:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some of you have never been weird little freaks before and it shows

05.03.2026 19:56 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0