Rubber Devil 🔞🥾

I think it's wonderful how much you like your gargoyle business :)

Oh to be perched upon a plinth for the rest of time~

Guarding. Gazing. Guided.

Guided by the desire to serve. Guided by purpose. Protecting your home and master. Guided by the reason you exist~

Good gargoyles obey. Good gargoyles perch. Good gargoyles serve forever. Good gargoyle~ 🩶

#MarbleMarch

i personally dont like saying it because my intuition makes me feel like it would be mean spirited and uneccesary splash damage to people wholly unrelated to the context in which im invoking

but that intuition isnt really based on anything more than how my tummy feels about it

is it just whatever? or a third thing

question to those who would be of authority on the matter;
is the whole [saying "rent lowering gunshots" about reblogging things unpopular in the culture so people see you are unusual in that way] affair antiblack & or chauvanistic against impoverished communities, given the origin of that line? or

really, really, really good

I'm learning really quickly that backtalk is gonna get me punished...

...wait...do I LIKE this?

...oh no...

#Ardwin #OCs #myart #diapers #abdl

anyways i dont do this often but *reblogs abdl onto your dahboard* sorry i spilled my coffee on your desk

(if my comments are making no sense; im listening to video game music)

love that part of revelations 13-1 when the synth goes all oody-woodoo, wooly-doodle o doodly woodle dawodle adodywo we wo we

if RENREN ever collabs with ridiculon on anything i will cum backwards

SWIRLED ROUND A BOOWL

SHOVE DOWN A HOOOLE

i am glad someone also thinks this is strange

tweet from michael rosen that says "Our 2 cats do gay incest."

its real

i hope the michael rosen "my cats do gay incest" tweet is never lost

erogenous AOE attack indicator

[offline]

Deff the saber on all fours in a boat, with an end rod on a piston behind them pointing at their butt

A rear view (heh) of Deff’s null butt, end rod poised to strike

*CRUNCH* The end rod is crushed by the impact with their butt

ｶｲﾘｭｰﾁｬﾝ

Sing!!

"If youre gonna ACT like a toy then you're gonna BE a toy"

keitvix in a blushy euphoric bliss, fingering its puss as the rest of her form melts into an orangey-brown puddle of foxgirl. a new set of horns and wings adorn her shifty self, tail smoothing out with a flicker, while earrings droop from their own weight

vixthing enjoying itself, rumours say she tastes like chocolate orangesicle~
art from the dear @vanillabuttad.bsky.social 🧡

Philly the buster!!!

as usual the overworld is a little misleading,

#sizesky #vore

ahaha

Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts

I'll kiss a womens if I have to, just lemme shake it out first yes, sir!

beautiful baby girl named corn subsidy