Canadian House Hippo

Right??? It’s so weird.

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I can’t even do a crossword puzzle anymore without getting a sore neck. Getting old sucks.

Don't love when the weekend is an hour shorter. We should all get to start work an hour late on Monday.

"Now I've got to figure out what I'm going to do when I grow up."

-Brad Gushue after his last-ever game to TSN's Bryan Mudryk

📷: Curling Canada/Andrew Klaver

Noooooo

My mom’s washing machine is trash. I don’t even have a full load or anything heavy in it, the load was already balanced, and it still started rocking so violently during the spin cycle. Don’t ever buy GE products. GE stands for Garbage Everytime.

Why does Apple’s translate app only have 21 languages?

It’s a three medal morning for Canada at the Paralympics.

🥈Kalle Eriksson and his guide Sierra Smith in VI men’s downhill.

🥉Kurt Oatway in men’s sitting downhill.

🥈Natalie Wilkie with her 8th career Paralympic podium in women’s biathlon sprint standing event.

I need to put this sign up at work.

This bus smells like a dumpster. It’s disgusting.

LOL I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before someone drives into one of the tunnels

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Still my favourite 90s song.

a man wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a brick wall . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a brick wall .

When Return Of The Mack comes on any random playlist, I will always turn it up.

SHOHEI OHTANI WBC GRAND SLAM

Made a huge mistake wearing my running shoes today. The sidewalks are sheer ice. 😬

Had a massive choking cough attack after I got out of the shower. I’m so tired of this post nasal drip. It’s getting worse, nothing helps, and my doctor refuses to do anything or refer me to anyone.

Yikes. What an ordeal.

This shit right here is why I do not like to fly lol

I swear to god I don’t understand how broccoli has a rep as being gross when it is fucking delicious

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

It’s even funnier when it’s someone I’ve never interacted with

I can’t say I’m entirely surprised, but it’s also very worrisome.

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The Padres scored 27 runs today

That is the second-most runs by a team in a Spring Training game in at least the last 20 years, behind only:

29 by STL on 3/30/22

h/t @linuslawrence2

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Why is it that sometimes a seat is so warm and sticky when you sit down that it permeates your clothes?

Express buses should stop at main intersections only.