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Inauthentic Minnesotan, award-winning crop artist, three-time Trivia Mafia Tournament of Champions participant, Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviewer. πŸ“W7th, St. Paul, MN views are my own and whatnot

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Yeah and that’s great for the most part, especially cause there are a lot of people who were never on my ballot. Campaigns need to hire real email marketers so they know how to do things like make separate lists, not violate CANSPAM, etc.

07.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really do not know why I’m so snarky tonight

07.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay cool so because now I’m a delegate candidates think they can just ignore the part where I actively unsubscribed to their emails many moons ago?

Neat.

07.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They also had some killer jokes about lutefisk and gas masks

07.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why would you say that about his majesty

06.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A video game sphinx cat named His Majesty saying, β€œHiss! I say HISS!”

A video game sphinx cat named His Majesty saying, β€œHiss! I say HISS!”

A video game sphinx cat smiling with all its teeth and complaining that he was promised milk but didn’t get any.

A video game sphinx cat smiling with all its teeth and complaining that he was promised milk but didn’t get any.

literally what would anyone in the sword coast do without me? except his majesty. he’s got this.

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that’s a feature not a bug

06.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

During my freshman year at Iowa State, I learned about a CA named Ben Dan Tomjack.

He was not my CA and my dorm was literally a mile away from his, but I still knew about him. Everyone did, because how could you not?

Anyway, I’ve been thinking about his name a lot over the last two days.

06.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t know that and was just doing my usual round of preemptive calling. Still good for her to hear that people don’t want her to.

06.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just called Klob to remind her to not vote for Noem’s replacement and, for the second time, got a real person at her Metro office.

612-727-5220

I also left a voicemail for her in DC.

202-224-3244

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It appears to still be happening and is in fact today (Friday).

Thanks @windowseat.bsky.social for the link!

06.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you!

06.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thanks mom ❀️

06.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this for you and them.

I was raised pretty devout and had a lot of friends in the same boat. We’re all Recovering Catholics now and the one with kids tend to be taking the same path as you.

06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In Catholicism its real cannibalism
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One of my parish’s pastors (who was also on The List) once yelled at 6th-grade-me for not taking the ~blood~ (2 buck chuck equivalent wine) at mass. I said it burned my throat. He said nothing from Christ could ever hurt me.

06.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is the Dropkick Murphys Abolish ICE fundraiser show still happening?

Every article/newsletter links to an Instagram post that no longer exists. And @racketmn.com said it’s on Saturday but @citycasttwincities.bsky.social says it’s today?

Plz send help.

06.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 6th 2026 (Hard), in less than 25 minutes

One of those guesses is because I can’t read and the other one is because I was apparently supposed to solve a different square first. So really I got them all right.

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cluesbysam.com

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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enclose.horse A puzzle game about enclosing horses.

Can’t decide if I like the new check option or not.

enclose.horse Day 67
πŸ’Ž PERFECT! πŸ’Ž 100%

06.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A long-haired brown tabby cat with big green eyes

A long-haired brown tabby cat with big green eyes

Do you demand Justice? Here you go! Have a kitty. This fluffy girl is Justice. When you feed her, you can say Justice has been served. She’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Feline Rescue. You can learn more about her here: us10d.sheltermanager.com/service?acco...

06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My husband is leaving me for the weekend to go to his friend’s annual LAN party. Joke’s on him though cause while he’s off playing nerd games with his friends, I’ll be at home with the cats playing Baldur’s Gate by myself.

06.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this reference so much

06.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Department of education vows to crack down on cocky little assholes who hand in test early

Department of education vows to crack down on cocky little assholes who hand in test early

Why do all the internet newspapers keep attacking me

06.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure wish I’d thought of that before. I’ve been avoiding it altogether so my ceramic brackets wouldn’t turn yellow.

05.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am all for redemption. I believe in it. I don’t think it guarantees you β€œgood politician” status. Maybe he should help someone else without all the baggage to run for the working class, like someone who isn’t rich and actually is from the working class

05.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha that’s what reminded me to share the feed link

05.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that this exists and is fun to check on every once in a while

05.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so good

05.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I forgot I haven’t chewed gum in over a year

05.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

- an entire jar of turmeric and/or curry powder

05.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a thread of all the things I’m going to eat on 4/9. Feel free to add your recs.

- bite into an apple
- corn on the cob
- Dots
- green beans*
- broccoli*
- rice*

*foods I love that are safe to eat but have been ruined because they get stuck in my brackets and ruin the eating experience

05.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0