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I am who I am. And I’m me.

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Geometric Quilt (Twin Size) Auction item 'Geometric Quilt (Twin Size)' hosted online at 32auctions.

You guys know you want this!

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06.03.2026 19:21 👍 6 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

I totally agree with you in general, but I worked for a Shakespeare company do a while and our Hamlet was one of the best versions I’ve seen.

I’m a sucker for 12th Night, Midsummer, and Henry 4 part 1 cause I think Falstaff is a great character. But then these are all shows I’ve done. Among others.

05.03.2026 23:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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While the world is on fire I sew to keep myself sane.

Just dropped off another quilt to the quilter.

05.03.2026 16:49 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This duck has has the look of the greasy haired guy who attempts to steal your girl

04.03.2026 17:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No context for you

Overheard at work “huh. What’s that wall doing there?”

04.03.2026 00:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey hey! @thescatto.bsky.social has a few cool items in this auction supporting the American Immigration Council. Items linked in thread below.

03.03.2026 17:55 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

It’s called Strip Tease by Canazzaro Creations (which is the name of the quilt shop I go to)

02.03.2026 21:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sadly, no link, I got it from my local quilt shop

02.03.2026 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nope! I actually cannot find jelly rolls in just one or two colors to save my life.

02.03.2026 19:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a few items in this!! It seems like tons of really amazing crafters have put up items! This quilt of mine is one of the things up for auction. Just sayin.

01.03.2026 17:18 👍 38 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

Luckily for us the few breaks in the snow are too high up for the cats to see thru. Otherwise they would be freaking out right about now.

23.02.2026 16:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We have some bird feeders outside, and thru the very small openings on the windows we can actually see the birds are having the time or their lives.

23.02.2026 16:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A sliding glass door that is completely caked in snow and ice making a view outside extremely difficult. What little can be seen is completely white.

A sliding glass door that is completely caked in snow and ice making a view outside extremely difficult. What little can be seen is completely white.

It’s a good thing every window in my house looks like this because otherwise I’d have to KNOW how bad it was out there.

23.02.2026 15:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Loose tools on the grid”

07.02.2026 23:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favorite work acronym that sums up my whole week (aka programmer problem not program problem)

PICNIC

Problem
In
Chair
Not
In
Console

07.02.2026 18:11 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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01.02.2026 04:43 👍 2908 🔁 1313 💬 35 📌 131
A piece of black fabric with blue patterned letters on it that says fuck ice sitting on an ironing board on a hardwood floor

A piece of black fabric with blue patterned letters on it that says fuck ice sitting on an ironing board on a hardwood floor

Oh darn, oh whoops, my purchasing finger slipped and I bought a die to cut fabric letters…

22.01.2026 21:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, the Narmer Palette that is talked about in the beginning of the book was still in the antiquities museum when we went- it was a really cool piece that otherwise I would have had no context for.

09.01.2026 23:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This book is great! I’ve read it twice.

09.01.2026 23:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ooo. Which one are you looking at?

09.01.2026 22:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*nods knowingly* you gotta put the tires in your brain before you can kick them.

04.01.2026 18:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Definitely a tribble. I have one too.

02.01.2026 22:38 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your job is to prewarm the seats, dont ya know, its in the contract.

01.01.2026 18:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The “Please be mindful of the fact we are all grown-ups so please clean up after yourself” is so fuckin snarky in a bathroom that HAS NO TRASHCAN.

And I’ve been in this bathroom several times before and there never HAS been any trash can so it’s not just a temporary thing.

30.12.2025 18:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am!!!!!!!!!! Hallelujah it’s a miracle!!!!

29.12.2025 11:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ALSO, at the top of Act 2 when stage management would inform us of our next show, THAT MF had the the GALL to tell us it’s the day after Thanksgiving 2026.

How rude.

29.12.2025 00:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Moar shenanigans- the bear wanted to be a snowflake but the other snowflakes made him leave. Much snow was thrown both on and offstage, and Elphaba and Glinda made another appearance in the snow scene.

29.12.2025 00:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So far shenanigans have included Santa, the bear is in a Patriot’s jersey and the doll and the harlequin have been replaced by Elphaba and Glinda.

I mean Gah-linda, with a Gah.

28.12.2025 23:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(Also, thank you)

28.12.2025 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have 1.5 hours and then 1 day of strike and 2 days of shop work… and then…

FREEDOM

28.12.2025 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0