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Minors DNI Lvl 25 Non-Binary - They/Them Furry Taken πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Pfp art by @roguekj_ Cover photo by @OlivenBage on FB

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Is there going to be a draft? Are federal employees making money off of prediction markets? Did Iran bomb its own school? Are military leaders hoping for the rapture?

It’s Misinformation Monday and I’m covering everything to do with Iran.

09.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Had a Naya counters deci that just spewed +1/+1 everywhere like the plauge and pulled this out against someone's wincons, when they asked why I had a green counterspell I simply explained "well the deck is full of counters...this one just counters you"

09.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot stating transgender individuals are banned from enlisting in and serving in the U.S. Military

Screenshot stating transgender individuals are banned from enlisting in and serving in the U.S. Military

I mean....they can try but by their own laws im not allowed sooooooo

09.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FOX NEWS in house liar, Maria Barfaloado just asked a maga guest if boots on the ground means the DRAFT?

THE FUCKING D WORD.

TRUMP ,deep in his muddy lil brain thats left, would draft Liberal and brown skin people.
Saying no will mean prison. Got to feed that prison industry.

08.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 8
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One of the most me images ever.

08.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Absolutely, can hear the Guns N' Roses parody now 🀣

08.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the Jund-le is peak cant lie

08.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ashling = Spellemental Spitball

08.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They found a way to make "long Furby" more cursed lmfao

08.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A creature in Magic the Gathering that states if casting or copying an instant or sorcery spell causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Also has Pseudo Prowess.

A creature in Magic the Gathering that states if casting or copying an instant or sorcery spell causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Also has Pseudo Prowess.

Every spellslinger deck i do now has those 2 and this doubling dork

08.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

.....this card is now a part of my future nightmares and night terrors....this art will haunt me for years 😭🀣

08.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy International Women's Day chat! Who is your favourite woman commander?

08.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Alesha πŸ₯° my Aristocratic Commander β€οΈπŸ€πŸ–€
🩡🩷🀍🩷🩡

08.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Creature from magic the Gathering that states:
Flying
Whenever Mindbender Spores blocks any creature, put four fungus counters on that creature. During its controllers untap phase, remove a fungus counter from the creature. As long as the creature has any fungus counters on it, it does not untap during its controllers untap phase.

Creature from magic the Gathering that states: Flying Whenever Mindbender Spores blocks any creature, put four fungus counters on that creature. During its controllers untap phase, remove a fungus counter from the creature. As long as the creature has any fungus counters on it, it does not untap during its controllers untap phase.

Today's mtg card that made me go wtf.
Looks like a swarm of Zoidbergs from Futurama lol

#mtg #wtf

07.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Super Lesbian Animal RPG, Atlyss, Wild Woods, Wild Assault (PvP), Cuisineer, Cat Quest 1&2

These are on steam and I recommend them

06.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once saw a comment on a YouTube video that said rosedoodle was the Dark Souls difficulty of brat to brat tamers and I think about it sometimes and giggle

06.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Magic the Gatherinf Enchantment stating creatures with flying can only block creatures with flying and creatures without gain reach.

Magic the Gatherinf Enchantment stating creatures with flying can only block creatures with flying and creatures without gain reach.

Random MTG card of the day goes to: Chaosphere

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been contemplating putting this in Alesha, Who Smiles at Death but not quite sure

05.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trans rights ARE human rights. They are not two separate categories.

05.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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We’ve reached chilling levels of corruption. Freshly opened accounts on Polymarket scored $1.2 million by betting on air strikes in Iran, just hours before they happened.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. β™₯️

05.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 9677 πŸ” 1757 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 17

There has been people saying this is possibly being debunked as the actual letters stating this are not almost copy paste but also suspiciously written the exact same for each report so be warry

05.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

03.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 20390 πŸ” 8492 πŸ’¬ 2471 πŸ“Œ 1184

It's a start!!!

03.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm over the god shit this administration is pushing. They are literally the least godly people around.

03.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 6699 πŸ” 1793 πŸ’¬ 671 πŸ“Œ 228
A Magic the Gathering card called "Eyes of the Watcher" Enchantment that states "Whenever  you play an instant or sorcery spell, you may pay 1 mana. If you do, scry 2."

A Magic the Gathering card called "Eyes of the Watcher" Enchantment that states "Whenever you play an instant or sorcery spell, you may pay 1 mana. If you do, scry 2."

Found this gem looking for potential upgrades for my spell slinging deck!

#mtg #magic #enchantment

03.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are bombing schools in other countries and sending American soldiers to their death and they can’t even be arsed to decide on a reason. It is utterly maddening.

02.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 2542 πŸ” 556 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 14
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a cartoon drawing of a girl with purple eyes and a hat Alt: a cartoon drawing of a girl with purple eyes and a hat spinning
03.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Boardroom Suggestion meme.
Panel 1: Executive says "Alright people, I need ideas! We need to get people to stop calling us Microslop, PRONTO! What do you got?!"
Panel 2: Panelist A says "Delete Comments!" Panelist B says "Add the word to ban lists!" Panelist C says "How about we stop making slop?"
Panel 3: Executive has an angry face
Panel 4: Panelist C still looking at the executive
Panel 5: Panelist C gets thrown out of a window

The Boardroom Suggestion meme. Panel 1: Executive says "Alright people, I need ideas! We need to get people to stop calling us Microslop, PRONTO! What do you got?!" Panel 2: Panelist A says "Delete Comments!" Panelist B says "Add the word to ban lists!" Panelist C says "How about we stop making slop?" Panel 3: Executive has an angry face Panel 4: Panelist C still looking at the executive Panel 5: Panelist C gets thrown out of a window

I made this in like five minutes lmao

02.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Easily at the bare minimum a myr or construct token

02.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0