Maggie

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Donald Trump started a war because he can’t shake the Epstein files. Another grotesque act in long line of grotesque acts from this despicable pile of shit.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

that is so helpful! i had no idea!

my 10 yo niece just said:
"why is it super mario brothers, when only one of them is named mario?"

and this has literally NEVER crossed my mind 🤦🏻‍♀️

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

AOC: We already have multiple American service members who are dead for an illegal action that the president has pursued with no plan out. They don’t know why they got into this war. They’re talking about a hundred different reasons, and they don’t know how they’re getting out.

this is a tiny thing, i know. the world is literally on fire... but, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ZOOM, HOW HARD IS IT TO TELL ME MY BILLING HISTORY?!?!? i have never seen so many asinine AI bullshit misdirects. like PAGES telling mehow to find something within my account without actually showing it. 🤦🏻‍♀️SMDH

While the McDonald’s CEO gets roasted for his awkward burger taste test...

McDonald’s is among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.

And McDonald's CEO recently raked in $18.2M — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.

That should leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

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having toast bread and easy butter around has fixed this for me

Announcing Alondra Nelson as the 2026 History of Science Frederick A. Jakobiec Lecturer | Department of the History of Science

Pleas save the date, Cambridge-Boston friends histsci.fas.harvard.edu/announcing-a...

@chappatte.bsky.social
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saving for later 😋

I'm happy to reveal it at the top of my lungs. I don't know why they think I would be trying to hide my contempt, my loathing and disdain, for people who saw a convicted fraud, a rapist, sexual predator and friend and protector of paedophiles, and went, 'Yeah, that's who I want ruling my country!'

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Remember that Donald Trump, Jr. is involved with both Polymarket & Kalshi — and the Trumps’ social media company is launching its own prediction market.

Meanwhile, Trump’s regulators have announced they will fight any state that attempts to regulate prediction markets.

Always follow the money.

US Central Command said three of its F-15 jets "went down over Kuwait due to an apparent friendly fire incident". All six crew ejected safely and have been recovered, it added. #Kuwait #F15 #Jets #Ira... TikTok video by BBC News

A fourth US service member has reportedly been killed in Trump’s illegal war

And the Pentagon confirmed that three American F-15 fighter jets were shot down over Kuwait-apparently by friendly fire

A despicable waste of life and resources in a wholly unnecessary conflict
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I will never, ever forgive GOP and GOP voters for all the hell they continually put American and the world thru. Never, ever.

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sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

There are always tweets

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

that is what he wants you to say 🤣