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@redshifty

Big stander who gets dinner. Afghanistan veteran, IT professional, certified yapper. yes i know my wife is too pretty for me

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The quintessential example of bad boomer leadership.

02.05.2025 10:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1824 ๐Ÿ” 253 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 183 ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Embarrassing tween the mantitties tattoo :(

29.04.2025 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey alexa....wait, i threw you away so you couldn't hear my family arguing about plastic utensil brands. Take that!

29.04.2025 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pritzker is the big boy we need

29.04.2025 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

29.04.2025 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6684 ๐Ÿ” 885 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 860 ๐Ÿ“Œ 232

It's a tie

28.04.2025 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listening to inappropriate music in the line to pick up my son from school, until I get to the front of the line and change it to something more fitting like Ram Ranch

28.04.2025 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THATS NEW YORK PIZZA

28.04.2025 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From a braves fan im so sorry ya'll are getting unfortunate uncle charlie so far. Ya'll are too talented not to turn it around though

28.04.2025 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On a positive note you are closer to retirement

28.04.2025 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do that proactively, can't kid a kidder buddy

28.04.2025 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was almost included in this :(

28.04.2025 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI is so smart

28.04.2025 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dirty deeds...dundercheeks

28.04.2025 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump neck vagina

Trump neck vagina

Thinkin bout that nussy

25.04.2025 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao you are spot on

25.04.2025 08:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get it. Don't feel pressure. Just know that most parents fuck their children up. It's just a matter of degree. My wife and I are both pretty fucked up but love and good intentions + communication has raised an exceptional kiddo so far. Don't doubt yourself.

24.04.2025 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ngl if leftists embraced stupidity a lil more we'd be more relatable

24.04.2025 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'll take mina being pro-jihaad

24.04.2025 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice to meet you as well! And don't I know it. haha. Have a good one!

24.04.2025 10:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

haha, thank you!

24.04.2025 10:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just wait until they try gay authoritarianism

23.04.2025 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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yeah, baby. it's me against the world in oblivion remastered. these daedra are catchin these hands.

23.04.2025 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would be awesome! Thank you, nice to meet you!

23.04.2025 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@mk-indy.bsky.social
Do you have room for me in your starter pack? Thank you!

go.bsky.app/xu4o6Q

23.04.2025 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

back then you didn't git, you got got.

23.04.2025 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one victim complex please

23.04.2025 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats lit, man

23.04.2025 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels good to have the Braves whole again

23.04.2025 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By god, that's noted free individual Rod Blagojevich's music!

23.04.2025 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0