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πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» Chris / Patches β€’ 33 β€’ HE / THEY β€’ Sports, anime, games, rock/metal, in that order β€’ Bucket hats & shit soccer takes β€’ Header: @ahrilovemail.bsky.social πŸ‰ I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere

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Malls are dying because they’re all half Funko Pops now

04.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indio also clears

16.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

13.02.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 17369 πŸ” 5415 πŸ’¬ 165 πŸ“Œ 355

Boston losing means the universe wins

09.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/

09.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1898 πŸ” 396 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 38
Shot from the stands of the Bad Bunny halftime show.

Shot from the stands of the Bad Bunny halftime show.

What a moment.

09.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 8581 πŸ” 1808 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 96
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

09.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 11837 πŸ” 1907 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 36

Thank goodness I wasn’t on that train 🫠

29.01.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like S1 where the only Latina we had to latch onto was Stefany

29.01.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

29.01.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dang they don’t do birthday balloons here? Fuck my stupid chungus birthday

28.01.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.01.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Panel 1: Cassie and Two are walking away from a crashed escape pod.

C: Hey Two, you know where we're going, right?
T: Pretty sure I saw a port station somewhere to the West on our way down through atmo.
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Panel 2: Cassie and Two are walking in a vast field of nothing but grass.

C: Well I see a whole lot of nothing. Why'd they launch us so early anyway?
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Panel 3: Cassie looks a little disgruntled walking next to Two.

T: Probably because you kicked our shuttle captain in the head.
C: He was rude.
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Panel 4: Cassie is looking very proud of herself as Two looks down at her approvingly.

T: And TALL. Honestly, impressive kick

Panel 1: Cassie and Two are walking away from a crashed escape pod. C: Hey Two, you know where we're going, right? T: Pretty sure I saw a port station somewhere to the West on our way down through atmo. --- Panel 2: Cassie and Two are walking in a vast field of nothing but grass. C: Well I see a whole lot of nothing. Why'd they launch us so early anyway? --- Panel 3: Cassie looks a little disgruntled walking next to Two. T: Probably because you kicked our shuttle captain in the head. C: He was rude. --- Panel 4: Cassie is looking very proud of herself as Two looks down at her approvingly. T: And TALL. Honestly, impressive kick

First Star Go comic!! These will run daily today through Saturday and end with a larger full color strip on Sunday.

I hope you like it.

12.01.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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who cares about soccer in nwsl leadership? no one, it seems

wrote about the nwsl’s odd business decision to stop caring about soccer
btvc.beehiiv.com/p/who-cares-... #nwsl #woso

05.01.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 293 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 28
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Don’t think that’s correct, ESPN

05.01.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t watch Liverpool because of NBC Universal’s dispute with FuboTV since the game is on USA / Telemundo. But I can watch Sunday Night Football because it’s simulcast on either NBC or Peacock.

Make it make sense.

04.01.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NBC’s coverage of the EPL is ass. Splitting the games between USA Network, NBC, and Peacock is terrible.

04.01.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously considering abandoning my socials. Mainly because 1) idk what to even share anymore and 2) who gives a fuck what I gotta say or share

03.01.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie.
Powered by our proprietary WaveStopperβ„’ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.

That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie. Powered by our proprietary WaveStopperβ„’ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

01.01.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 11406 πŸ” 3298 πŸ’¬ 249 πŸ“Œ 315
Frame #52500 from S05 -E09 - Battle Mackerel-629267

Frame #52500 from S05 -E09 - Battle Mackerel-629267

27.12.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 8
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This must be what hell is like

14.12.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
LA Kings x Snoopy bobblehead

LA Kings x Snoopy bobblehead

You are not immune to El Esnupi propaganda.

14.12.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking

05.12.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 1790 πŸ” 397 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 15
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Protesters around the world are using the Straw Hat Pirate Jolly Roger as a symbol of freedom. We plan on doing a detailed report on this phenomenon in the coming weeks. In the meanwhile, here is an updating list of countries where the Jolly Roger has appeared:

09.10.2025 03:07 πŸ‘ 443 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 21

Clippers never beating the absolute dogshit franchise allegations

03.12.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy shit he’s back

01.12.2025 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Skill issue I fear.

01.12.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been every other week in the City of LA for like the past 5 years.

01.12.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Xitter is next at this point.

30.11.2025 05:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My life has beem more peaceful since deleting all dating apps and Facebook off my phone.

30.11.2025 05:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0