Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
09.03.2026 02:06
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
All detectives jam econo h/t @artofcoop.bsky.social
Look at him go. Good job, Moon.
Guy Fieri driving in a car with text on the screen that says "Diane, 11:30am. February 24th"
I'm sorry but it made me laugh
🦉☕🥧
many are saying: woims
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
from Jonathan Franzen's 2013 By the Book interview in the New York Times: Describe your ideal reading experience (when, where, what, how). The book creates the experience. If I’m loving something, I suddenly discover large chunks of reading time that I wasn’t aware of having.
This is one of those quotes I think about more than any other.
on the one hand, at least they allow you to buy physical books through @bookshop.org , but if you get your audiobooks through @libro.fm (and you should), you support the local bookstore of your choosing w every purchase
Repair is the dream of the broken thing
Like a message broadcast on an overpass
All my favorite singers couldn't sing
All my favorite singers couldn't sing
He's back, in ALIEN³ (1992) form
ALIEN³ (1992)
Our heart and lungs do their work independent of our will, but pretty much everything else is performative. Let people pretend to enjoy things in peace.
Beetle Bailey still hits!
Trump at Davos or some shit. He’s wearing the same outfit he wears every day like he’s a fucking cartoon character, navy suit, white shirt, red tie that’s too long. He’s waiting for stage to come out and speak, behind a Swiss flag, he looks like he’s melting.
mom: “show me how you’re going to smile for class photos!”
toddler: 😁
[when she actually gets the photos back]:
Whilst Stanley Kubrick's ‘The Shining’ and Jim Henson’s ‘The Muppet Show’ were filming next door to each other at Elstree Studios, Danny Lloyd got to visit and hang with Kermit in 1979.
Little domino to large meme. The small domino's labeled "every story must conform to the structure of a monomyth" and the largest domino is labeled, "LLMs can help me write!"
Sorry it took me this long to get here, folks
What a world huh Lemon it’s still struggling to be born
Rushing to get my chores done before my son’s nightmares start
Shopping for a nice wig to play my wife in Instagram videos. She deserves better than a hand towel
I took this picture for @bcdreyer.social (at the Picadilly Waterstones).
Something’s either fish or monkey
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Tried the Muppet Christmas Carol with my three-and-a-half-year-old. He loved it! Wants to keep watching it and has lots of questions about death.
Someone's home-burned Sony DVD, with this text on the label - "NCKK, THIS DVD ONY LASTS 15 MINUTES. iT HAS ALL THE TIMES I HAVE BEEN ON TV, AND THE ANNOUNCERS TALKING ABOUT ME. IT STARTS ON OPENING DAY, APRIL 26, 1995 WHEN A ST. LOUIS TV REPORTER INTERVIEWED ME IN ST. LOUIS. CHECK OUT MY MULLET! THE DVD ENDS WiTH THE BOTTOM OF THE 12th INNING IN MONTREAL ON 9/17/93. THE EXPOS SCORED A RUN TO WIN 8-7, THEN RICHIE ASHBURN SAID "I LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE""
Also found at the Thrift Store, in the CD section, whatever this is. My curiosity was worth the $1.99 to rescue this, if even the Richie Ashburn thing *alone* proves to be on here. I will let you know.
Homer simpson with 3 grinning mouths, one on top of the other
I woke up in the middle of the night with an image burned into my mind that heralded the coming of the end-times. I have re-created this image to the best of my memory, though looking at it now I dunno if it inspires the same feeling of dread as it did at 3 in the morning..
Three spirits will visit you
A lot of people don't know that the hat that brought Frosty to life was previously owned by H.H. Holmes, one of America's first serial killers
Will never not be wild to me that there’s a whole community of people out there dressing up as their children and filming little skits for strangers.