JJ

How long do we reckon it’ll be before a Nuke goes off somewhere. Days? Weeks?

This new Muse song sounds absolutely MASSIVE. I’m very excited.

What is the purpose of this content? Why did someone make that?

I dunno, have you ever had a really really good stretch after a good night's sleep?

a dog is standing in front of a door with its mouth open Alt: a dog is standing in front of a door with its mouth open

I kiss
For fun
Its fun
To kiss
I use
My tongue
L-L-L-Like this

A woman forcing a smile through tears

Been out for cocktails and dinner and for a fragment of a microsecond thought to myself “I can chill and enjoy my evening cos I don’t work” and then suddenly I remembered I do actually work now.

Get. Fucked.

a little girl is driving a red toy car down a street . Alt: a little girl is driving a red toy car down a street .

Mostly just being lazy at home but also popped out to wash the car and drive about in the sunshine for a bit earlier on.

A man standing in an elevator taking a selfie in the mirror.

Evenin’! How’s your Saturday been?

everyone say sausage keep it going 🌭

Bad wrap job, rubbish tinted lights, crap wheels? Sure thats my car. Why not.

a girl on an airplane says thank you Alt: a girl on an airplane says thank you

It’s MINE.

Now THIS is what I want to see in Times Square

Got booked onto a lunch time training session so thought I'd munch my lunch off-cam, and despite 2/3rds of attendees not having cams on, I'm the only one called out in front of the entire group and they demanded I turn my cam on. Absolutely get fucked, respectfully.

A Shiba Inu refusing to walk. Pulling back on its Leash and sticking its tongue out.

So I noticed today that despite deleting my Threads account months (if not over a year ago), Meta have decided to undelete it and start spamming me notifications from Threads into my Instagram app to try force me to use it. Well I’m not going to. Fuck off.

A chihuahua eating a melon

Ahem.

game time

i’m gonna put this in the background of my podcast videos and claim it as a write off

Girl I’ve been tired since I was born. Do you mean to tell me its about to get worse??!

A very red sky for this morning’s sunrise due to the Saharan sand plumes

The Saharan Dust plumes caused a very red and Martian-looking sunrise over Leith this morning.

Question: How do you stop being tired because I’ve tried literally everything?

Well, that didn't last long... what is it about 5 games that they ported to PC?

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

Morning. Start the day clean and fresh.

God knows that if I do it wrong they'll drop a ton of bricks on my head and bitch about the contractor fucking everything up.

One thing that's consistent when working as a contractor is that your clients expect you to get started and do the work immediately with zero training or onboarding. Time and time again. I'm not a moron but maybe show me what your process is and how the system works before telling me to start

A picture of a man who just woke up and is very tired

Oh god do I have to do this again?

He has never, ever got a top on.