Evelyn Faye

Nothing more annoying when you’re trying to joke around than a “hate is a strong word” mf

Every time I over exaggerate for comedic effect, there’s always someone who has to be the Hyperbole Police and kill it

Electricians and plumbers are seeing these dipshits and going "hell yeah, job security"

These dipshits are guaranteed to fuck up a DIY listening to their gooning machine made of plagiarism and turn a $200 problem into a $20,000 problem.

singer from brass solidarity band shatters a sheet of ice as the band plays “lovely day” at the abolish ICE benefit festival in minneapolis held across the street from where federal agents murdered alex pretti in january

What pisses me off more than I'd like to admit is that Hegseth is too stupid/drunk/both to realize just how pathetic and weak he sounds when he thinks he's being cool and badass. It's not fair. There should be like a drug we could give him to make him self-aware and cringe until he shits himself.

I wish they were selling them outside the dispensary I go to :(

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The way clergy in Minnesota stepped up should be a very tangible way for people to reframe their thinking

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I’m trying so hard to just benefit-of-the-doubt this one because I would honestly like him to respond. But I know he won’t 😓 the Vote Blue No Matter Who crowd really needs to be willing to criticize their candidates instead of making endless excuses

(c) mentioning the other one when they aren’t around. Just living rent free in each other’s heads. Definitely a foundation for a good friendship! But c’mon, it’s just a little bit cute, cut me some slack

Look, I don’t ship real people. But there’s a pretty blonde cheerleader-looking girl who works here who is close with a super nerdy D&D guy and it is soooo hard not to ship it juuuuust a little. Idk if they’d actually be compatible but they’re always messing with each other and constantly (c)

Look at what they took from us 😭

How to Blast the Ball Long in Golf

ゴルフで遠くに飛ばす方法を開発しましたっ

Ugh, not this asshole, I forgot he existed

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

hitomi murakami sculpture of a woman with a large spider on her back

hitomi murakami sculpture of a woman with a large spider on her back, this is a close up of the spider on her back

— hitomi murakami

Black and white photo of a longhaired black tuxedo cat, sitting up and looking at the camera, wearing a collar and leash.

An elegant vintage tuxedo. Photo from my collection, 1970.

And just like that we’re back to “Department of Defense”

It is so tempting to be that way sometimes but yeah, it is not helpful at all and it discourages other who might be willing to do the work

I am being genuine. Did you already know this info or is this new?

Hey man, what do you think about Platner absolutely knowing his tattoo was a Nazi symbol because they wouldn’t let him back in the Marines because of it? Does that change your perspective? bsky.app/profile/capi... jw bc your viral post is too crazy for you to see individual comments

This should be the nail in the coffin. Run better candidates.

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

american century of humiliation incoming

Yesssss put that ridiculous over-litigiousness to good use!!

SIX YEARS OF HOTDOOOOOOG!!!!