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I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

They're stealing the voice of Sinead O'Connor, who risked her own career in 1992 by speaking up about child sexual abuse in the Catholic church, so let's make this theft an occasion to keep talking about Trump in the Epstein files.

Seyed Abbas Araghchi X.com @araghchi The U.S. committed a blatant and desperate crime by attacking a freshwater desalination plant on Qeshm Island. Water supply in 30 villages has been impacted. Attacking Iran's infrastructure is a dangerous move with grave consequences. The U.S. set this precedent, not Iran. 8:13 AM • 3/7/26 • 3.4M Views

Iranian Foreign Minister on the attack on the desalination facility:

Phil Stewart & @phildstewart X.com (Reuters) - Iran's parliament speaker said on Saturday that the attack on a freshwater desalination plant on Qeshm island was carried out with support from one of the airbases in a southern neighboring country. He did not name the country. "The crime will receive a proportionate response," he said. 11:10 AM • 3/7/26 • 40K Views

More on the alleged attack on the Iranian desalination facility, from Reuters:

‘No matter how horrific the images of suffering captured on film day after day of man woman child or infant being crushed or burned or assassinated by bullet there will always be someone saying that they deserved it.’

There were 129 journalists killed around the world in 2025. Two-thirds (86) were slain by the Israeli military, a new report by the Committee to Protect Journalists found, per the WashPost:

Iran is gearing up for a long war of attrition against Israel and the US There are no more red lines for Tehran - just a slow, calculated strategy to exploit the blind spots of Washington and its allies

Last June Trump & Netanyahu claimed they had destroyed Iran’s nuclear & ballistic missile programme

“At the decisive moment, we rose like a lion & stood tall, & our roar shook Tehran” 🇮🇱PM

And now they expect us to believe Iran is days away from having nukes 🤦‍♀️
www.middleeasteye.net/opinion/iran...

The international boycott of ChatGPT has absolutely exploded.

2.5M people have already joined, and this is just the beginning.

Go to quitgpt.org.
Cancel your subscription, delete your account.
And tell at least one person why.

My op-ed: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Hmmm dbl tapping defenseless victims where have American people heard this kegsbreathian, ‘call of duty’style combat before?

Judging from the prose, the Pentagon appears to be using AI to announce the death of soldiers. If it’s not AI, it’s a person who simply does not care.

More than 180 authors quit writers' week. Many returned for a DIY replacement Constellations emerged from the ashes of Adelaide Writers' Week, which was cancelled after authors withdrew over censorship. Organisers share how it came together and lessons for the future.

We stood together against anti-Palestinian racism and they cancelled our festival. So we organised our own.

Very tired now, but very proud of Constellations!

Great in depth coverage from Hannah Story here

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

US are cowards

newrepublic.com/post/207429/...
USA are fucking cowards. Sly disgusting cowards.

I actually wasn’t sure and just discovered he was sentenced to 10 months’ jail late last year and is out on bail pending appeal 😳

4/ Look who’s moving in to replace Anthropic.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Apparently this is our close ally. Nice that the pedo President could take a break from bombing schoolgirls to put this together.

Imagine being a soldier dying to amuse the whims of the pedophile king and all your family gets out of it is a semiliterate "an army believed to be dead?" headline and the pedophile spending exactly 2 seconds pretending to give a fuck before changing subjects to his magnificent Epstein ballroom

To celebrate Kristi Noem’s firing today, here is a Minnesota crowd favorite:
"Hey Kristi Noem"
3/5/26

Sometimes I go to comment on friends’ social media posts in the manner of daryl tractor ™️ which is super awkward

The fuck kind of answer is this

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

Remember all those annoying people like me who kept chirping up when hospitals were targeted in Gaza, saying that if we let it happen there it would become the new normal from now on…

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Kemi Badenoch: more countries need to join in bombing Iran so we can de-escalate

@support.bsky.team - this is an utterly ridiculous suspension - Marie is a trailblazer in Australia and suspending her is utterly mystifying.

the wall of tears installation— three full shop display windows of the names of the *confirmed* dead

all children

charles street, adelaide. see for yourself. it’s confronting

#auspol

Congrats to MuckWayne Mullet on the new homeland security chief gig.