Trump, in a silly white cap, with various other dignitaries. Awaiting the reception of coffins of dead US soldiers from a military plane
There’s a rogue uncle at every funeral who turns up in something like this, prompting nudges and whispers amongst the sensible adults - “will someone tell him to take that fucking thing off”
I preferred 28 years later to the bone temple, which I think puts me in a minority
Been out for a cracking Indian (food - I feel I have to clarify here). Now I won’t eat until Tuesday at the earliest
I’m aiming for 3 weeks! Then hopefully longer
Well yes. I’ll try that 🙂
I’ve gone 2 weeks without drinking. I don’t think I’ve gone that long without a drink since I was 17. I’m 45. That’s not good, is it?
You in another decade
Also, the 10s!
What a strange interview. I think the interviewer came away thinking it was a ‘gotcha’ and clearly wrote it up that way. In reality, she looks a complete arse.
“Theroux laughed. It was not a happy laugh” 🤔
Ian Huntl…oh, you already know
Ohhhh so that explains the Christmas lights tweet, wow, had no idea.
The most ‘don’t do coke, kids’ thing ever, by the actual US government
Which bit of Clacton is Mar-a-Lago in, then? Asking for Nigel Farage
No time to condemn levelling a school and killing scores of children it seems. Next call, maybe.
Well yes!
Has this ever been a consideration in a war zone previously? I think this might be new
I can’t decide if they’re all being serious or not?
While it was nice weather, I was confined to barracks largely immobile due to leg pain (a further nasty side effect of that medication which was trying to kill me). Now that I can actually move a bit, it is of course pissing down again 🙃
The mascot coming out with Ben Duckett is nearly bigger than Ben Duckett #cricket
For years, mum used to dig potatoes out of the back garden. Very odd behaviour as she wasn’t green fingered at all. Years later, she told me that grandad had planted the 1st crop when he was living with her as he ebbed away from cancer. She wanted to keep it going. Grandad had an allotment
Maternal - died in 1977 of cancer 3 yrs before I was born. He was a surveyor. By all accounts, he was a thoroughly brilliant bloke and still missed by my older siblings
Paternal - died in 1989 in his sleep when I was 9 (he was 60). Grandma always said “he wasn’t a worker”. He was hilarious though
Bloody hell! Get well soon
I like it. I don’t £325,000 like it! You could buy a nice large 3 bed semi detached round here for that
I’m getting bombarded with AI fake girlfriend ads on Facebook. The AI chatbots take the form of pretty young females (obviously) and talk in weird soothing voices. Some of the most disturbing shit I’ve seen
Dolly?
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
Me bloody too!
Thank you
Thanks 🙂
I do feel better just knowing I have a likely answer. First day off the murder meds today. See how I go
Don’t you know there’s a war on??
