Housewifehag

Kyle Richards is a big stinky lesbian

James Kennedy ARRESTED. Justice for Rachel

Make sure there’s no cat hair in it

Sandra Bullock in that one movie:

The office in question:

Even worse when it’s a crush 💔

Take this shit over on Facebook I’m so serious

Need new Britney Spears Christmas album NOW

Bringing shit threads like this to the TL is why Twitter will always be better than bluesky. Let’s try to do better on this new platform and not allow our mediocrity to follow us elsewhere.

Maurice

Kamala Harris stop asking me for money challenge

Happy birthday Ramona Mazur Singer we love you

reminds me of the rock bottom episode of SpongeBob

Chilly bo diddly chili cheese fries chilly chileeee is this app dead yet

The other app is DEAD yall, I’ve never seen it this quiet on a Saturday before.

Taking the day off work to spend it with my girlfriend 😌

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If someone doesn’t get me a pair of posca markers for Christmas I am going to SCREAM

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Nothing in life could have possibly prepared me for the amount of curtain sets I would need to have on hand in adulthood… shower curtains, window curtains, closet curtains, blackout curtains, beef curtains… the curtain needs are never ending!!!!!

Just replaced my shower filter all by myself

they? you mean Dr. M. Bland

It absolutely is, yes. Thankfully I have oomfs like you to fat shame me to balance it out ❤️

If she can’t fix me, then these Burger King cheesy tots will

Tom Arnold. He was introduced to me as “Roseanne Barr’s ex”