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@elbee

hi owner & editor www.grumpire.com

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cat

04.10.2024 01:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I wrote three essays for @grumpire.bsky.social in 2023. Thanks to everyone who read them or is about to.

On Fast & Furious (w/ @elbee.bsky.social) www.grumpire.com/revenge-of-t...

On Horror & Structural film
www.grumpire.com/if-the-abyss...

On Scream clones
www.grumpire.com/because-the-...

01.01.2024 00:08 👍 6 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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Now playing: Our annual retro Spotify playlist is celebrating 1994! A massive 100 picks from guests and Grumps, and a personal note from Editor @elbee.bsky.social

www.grumpire.com/mixtape-grum...

24.01.2024 15:39 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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wish this place was more fun

28.12.2023 04:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

and chips!

17.12.2023 23:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My Secret Santa gave me this giant shadow palette so I am excited to look like a battered heroin user this Christmas 🎅🏻

17.12.2023 20:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Quick trip across the border ending with walking through a line of Russian, Ukrainian, and Chinese refugees waiting to get into the U.S. 💔 Praying that Texas welcomes them 🙏🏼

16.12.2023 17:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Realized I look like I’m wearing a diaper

14.12.2023 03:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They say we have the same cartoon nose! Happy birthday Dee 🥂

10.12.2023 23:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fierce

10.12.2023 23:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I should drink with Mexicanas more often

10.12.2023 22:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Whoops

10.12.2023 22:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Hi I’m at a Sunday afternoon bday party and I found the dog first thing

10.12.2023 21:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Apparently I’ve never seen Gremlins cuz this is the first time I’ve noticed this absolute nightmare imagery

09.12.2023 03:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Know how to get boys to talk to you? Buy a Ford Bronco

08.12.2023 03:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The dude of the house complained about our bed blanket not being warm & cozy enough so I bought a fluffy new comforter that makes us turn the AC on full blast to use it

07.12.2023 04:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Workshopping a “Godzilla can be my Plus 1 anytime” joke that will never come to fruition

06.12.2023 05:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s my dream car, it’s okay

30.11.2023 03:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bought a new vehicle today and am trying not to think about how it cost a little more than half of what I bought my house for!

30.11.2023 03:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

feeling physically ill at the idea of going back to work tomorrow, especially knowing all of what I have to do

27.11.2023 00:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Filling my brain with enough material to defend Eli Roth against the biggest bus full of Oberlin post-grads, stay tuned

26.11.2023 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We Christmas’ed the piano 🎄

26.11.2023 00:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My crock pot has been on since 10 this morning and the house doesn’t smell a thing like what I’m cooking yet 😤

25.11.2023 21:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Let it be known: I 🧡medieval timez

25.11.2023 02:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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we r cats

25.11.2023 02:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boo

24.11.2023 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sElf cAre

24.11.2023 19:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t buy anything in the VS Black Friday sale but I am getting a mani/pedi today

24.11.2023 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Hahaha sucker

23.11.2023 23:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0