Tango

"little" comm for @primalgroudon.pmd.social bein huge with me :3

Someone absolutely spiked the punch bowl
And it was for the best

happy birthday fat people !!!

Looking wide and well-rounded!

Bumping this for the midnight freaks

Still thinking about this, I've never seen this much cellulite on anyone's ass in my life @_@

Surprise! Do I look any bigger/rounder since last time?~

butt fart (important)

Happy birthday! You really do look like a stack of 500 pancakes yourself c:

DAMN, you blew up

Happy birthday, schmelly! 🎉

And here they are, the best nudes ever! Look at the way the sun kisses my buns, how can anyone resists such beauty?~

(Putting the hashtag #irltango for all future nudes in case they're not your thing, sorry it took so long!)

(com) alright who ordered the Snake Ass

I don't care whose it is, I CALL DIBS

I've been meaning to listen to that one. Went with Cryptic Shift's new album as my first listen of the 27th, but it took so much outta me lol

Tomorrow is the grand day, and I'm left here taking the saying "you are what you eat" seriously

#fatfur #fatfurry

Fuck it, sharing them tomorrow morning, right when the full moon hits. Prepare yourselves!

Snapped the greatest nudes of all time recently, I don't know if Bluesky is ready for them...

Happy birthday!

Had a nice, relaxing day of catching up with old friends (and even making a few new ones in the process!)

I wanna try throwing myself out there again, it's proving to be fun

#fart

Fuck man these pillows are taking some serious punishment Dx

It's got jacuzzi jets, too!? Well, now it's gonna be impossible to pull me away from the party :3

Also happy birthday! 🎉

Silva happily shoves slices of cake into Tango's beak, who is noticeably fatter than before, unable to even stand on his own feet, with a slight hint of distress in his face. Tango is also ripping MAD ass from the amount of cake he's eaten so far.

Another birthday gift, Silva is treating Tango right this year! Looking a little blobbier and gassier than normal, as he should be >:3

🎨: @silvaweeds.bsky.social

One vote for AYYYYYYYUSS

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

I WOULD DIE FOR THIS PRETTY SYLVY BOY

No joke, Velvet helped me realize I'm gay, so thank you for bringing him into this world 🩷

Nice shiny ass, looks squeaky clean!

blown away by a fart, call that gone with the wind

happy birthday @tango468.bsky.social