[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
My 15yo convinced my 11yo to watch The Fly with him. Apparently she loved it so much she wrote a review.
Mamdani sign that reads Hotdog for Sandwich
Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
My anaconda don't want none because he was a rescue and is grateful to have a safe and loving home. In a way, he was the one who rescued me.
It's like my childhood above ground pool with a raft floating in the center. But delicious.
Screencapture of news story by reporter Charlie Nash with a picture of RFK Jr submerging himself in creek water with the headline: 'RFK Jr. Posts Photos of Himself Swimming in Sewage-Contaminated Water" from May 12, 2025
The sewage-contaminated water has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
not a hollaback girl, but not yet a hollaback woman
Temu free gift called '1pc handmade hand enema' with a photo of a coil of Italian sausage exiting a pump
claim my gift
Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car.
Just wanted to say thank you so much to everyone for helping or reaching out. I'm incredibly grateful and cannot tell you how much the ol Twitter, and now Bluesky, community has enriched my life. We all moan about social media, but for so many of us it gave us a family and a home. Anyway, thanks fam
Tony, thank you so so much. Words really fail to express how grateful I am.
Gosh, thank you so much ❤️
Thank you, Danny! I really appreciate it.
Thank you so much ❤️🥰
Thank you so much, Kat :)
Only cat's head visible through pile of grass.
always excited to see the first spring bloom
can you die of too much news
a bag of Navitas brand Organic Cauilflower Flour - white text on green background
why the fuck didn’t they just call this “CAULIFLOUR”
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
remembering perhaps the funniest interaction on twitter i’ve ever seen
I'm only listening outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels.
Only cat's head visible through pile of grass.
always excited to see the first spring bloom
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