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@alanzdba921

Dad. Husband. Navy Veteran. Friend. ADHD. LGBTQ supporter/parent. Love my pets. Silver haired and loving it. Dad jokes rule. Puns are fabulous. But there’s nothing worth a crap in any GOP platform. And if I find Elon on a crosswalk? No Porn, DMs, or Crypto

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This reminds me of just how educated and forward thinking he made America look like. Now it’s just ugliness everywhere.

07.03.2026 02:42 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I always come in a box

07.03.2026 01:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My exact thought

07.03.2026 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

03.03.2026 00:51 👍 67 🔁 35 💬 9 📌 4

WWII was far larger and we still had elections. Maybe he’ll go to Warm Springs and due, too??

01.03.2026 21:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All of the above!!

01.03.2026 12:42 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Def hereditary. His great-grandfather was kicked out of Germany for failing to fulfill on his mandatory service. His grandfather didn’t serve and his father is a famous coward and traitor.

28.02.2026 15:14 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Filled with fun and bouncy things!

27.02.2026 11:10 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I looked in my closet and you were NOT THERE!

27.02.2026 02:17 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

26.02.2026 19:16 👍 24877 🔁 7670 💬 1463 📌 582
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25.02.2026 13:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Such an awesome example

19.02.2026 17:50 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Without Congressional approval??? I think not, you fat phuk

19.02.2026 17:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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More of this, please. The folks in this grassroots group are heroes.

Haven Watch lives by the promise, “No One Walks Alone.” Day or night, they show up. When people are released from ICE detention, volunteers meet them in the cold, disoriented, and exhausted.

Beautiful and devastating all at once.

19.02.2026 17:00 👍 17764 🔁 6753 💬 513 📌 532
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Read and share all over..he nails it

16.02.2026 15:58 👍 20154 🔁 8466 💬 429 📌 404
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Zero self-awareness

16.02.2026 16:51 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
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$4 BILLION — So corrupt.

There is no debating this. Anyone who says otherwise is telling on themselves.

16.02.2026 17:47 👍 17144 🔁 5331 💬 533 📌 223

I’ve loved ‘Rear Window’ since I first watched it over 50 years ago. Him opening his eyes to Grace Kelly is an amazing shot and the rest is as good. Raymond Burr as the bleached blond bad guy is perfection.

16.02.2026 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking YamTits

16.02.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To my ex-wife:

“Those are nice shoes. I didn’t realize they made them in men’s sizes”

14.02.2026 14:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It just got Waaaayyyyyyy better

13.02.2026 00:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It just got WAAAAAYYYYYY better

13.02.2026 00:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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OBAMA: “People make excuses for him. They say he’s not serious. Everything a president says is serious!”🔥

07.02.2026 04:23 👍 23729 🔁 7893 💬 659 📌 617

Thank you Beautiful!!

05.02.2026 19:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now THAT is a proper nightcap!

03.02.2026 02:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife says your socks need a good washing

03.02.2026 02:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Melania
This is ALL I need to know
Einstein visa! Ha!

30.01.2026 02:59 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

140 days since I was laid off. I can’t seem to get hired back into my field (IT - databases) even at levels I last worked at 25 years ago. 15 years as a manager and I can’t get hired into retail because of “lack of retail experience”? I’ve got a business degree. I’m 65. Good-bye confidence.

30.01.2026 02:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yum

29.01.2026 10:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

May I rest my head?

27.01.2026 14:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0