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EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier https://theonion.com/epa-unveils-plan-to-make-water-chunkier/

Don Huffines says he wouldn't change adult diaper. The conservative firebrand praised the current handling of the fecal marinade of his midsection

Today's #headlines

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Pearsall ISD employee arrested after cocaine packaged for sale found in her home, sheriff’s office says A Pearsall Independent School District employee was arrested Wednesday afternoon after investigators found cocaine in her home, the Frio County Sheriff’s Office confirmed to KSAT Investigates.

Maybe if we paid our educators better they wouldn't need side jobs www.ksat.com/news/ksat-in...

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Destruction unleasher

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

When Trump wears his “USA” hat during a speech to the USA

went to the store

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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

Is Shame considered Woke? I can't keep up

Yeah dude. World powers are just salivating over our Rube Goldberg electrical grid and a highway system that has been perpetually under repair since 1992

$1500? That leprechaun's on acid

A news headline reading Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office King expresses his 'deepest concern' and says 'law must take its course' as former prince arrested at Sandringham estate

A crude drawing of a man with a stick. He is poking the U.S.A flag saying “C’mon, do something”

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/

Would you buy furniture from a store called Unpainted Huffines? bsky.app/profile/hear...

come on he can't look like that. You can't be buying the Pedo Ranch and look like a shaved Grinch who keeps showing up at Cindy Lou Who's place even when it isn't Christmas Eve.

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

"I you ain't bombed in Birmingham, you ain't one of us"
-Kristofferson

Taylor Slough

Taylor Swift is OK but sometimes you need

Whistleblower Says Radioactive Fracking Waste Site Melted His Jaw. Now There’s an Elementary School There. Then an elementary school was built on top of it.

EXCLUSIVE: A whistleblower tells @thebarbedwire.com he spent years burying radioactive fracking waste, which melted the bones in his neck and jaw. Then a residential community — and an elementary school — was built on top. 🧵

thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/11/a...

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend’s Super Bowl being held in the foreign cit...

Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

Celebrating 250 years of democracy by only allowing vassals willing to pay tribute an opportunity to speak to the King.

stealing from us, killing our loved ones, kidnapping our neighbors, witholding our health care and thumbing their fucking noses at us

Epyx Winter Games was like being on mushrooms

TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.

(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)