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Failed graphic novelists, failed rock star, failed yoga guru, and all fella

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so that's a yes

07.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump thinks this will be Venezuela, over in a week, then onto Cuba

06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 1

The US public voted to hand a tool of unimaginable power to a lunatic simpleton

Each one of you morons who didn't vote for Kamala - take a bow... this is on you

07.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The school was the least terrifying aspect of this war

We can understand that horror

What is terrifying is the overwhelming capacity of US air power

The US just showed how it can completely overwhelm an air defence system and hunt at will

07.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is very bad

07.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d look first at Musk. He apparently stole data that he didn’t have security clearance for and DOGE activities gave people in Russia access to US systems, with a massive increase in downloads after that access was granted.
And Trump might have given Putin & co means to access too.

06.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good thing we fired or transferred most of the people who specialize in protecting us from stuff like this.πŸ™„

06.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5
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the majority of Britons don’t want war

the majority of Britons canβ€˜t afford $150 a barrel oil because Iran has effectively closed the strait of Hormuz to shipping in violation of international law

how do you solve both

07.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Putin and Netanyahu are closer than people realize

07.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Benjamin Netanyahu and Vladimir Putin.

07.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 10068 πŸ” 2917 πŸ’¬ 493 πŸ“Œ 153

Totally normal stuff

07.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 576 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 2
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This is going to hit American pocketbooks hard.

06.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1531 πŸ” 659 πŸ’¬ 181 πŸ“Œ 49
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Trump screwed them 3 times and dared to ask for a 4th.

06.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 1042 πŸ” 276 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 16
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🎯🎯

06.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 25485 πŸ” 9205 πŸ’¬ 843 πŸ“Œ 367
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πŸŽ™οΈIt sounds like the Russians are helping Iran target and attack Americans now.

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Trump: That is an easy problem compared to what we are doing here... What a stupid question that is to be asking at this time. We are talking about something else.

06.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 3

"For you, ze acquisition process is over"

06.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did Trump just do a Putin and invade a quagmire?

Copying his idol

06.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ukrainian banking officials are briefing EU and US ambassadors on the Hungary incident right now, FM Sybiha says. He sees "Russian handwriting" in it, linking Hungarian officials' Moscow trips to a chain of provocations.

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m so tired of the 40% of Americans who support this guy

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"They ate the zebras, they stole the money," Polish FM Sikorski says on Hungary seizing Ukrainian cash transport workers. He's referencing the 2025 scandal when zebras vanished from Orban's family estate, hinting they were eaten.

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Qatar warns war will force Gulf to stop energy exports β€˜within days’ Gas producer says it will take β€˜weeks to months’ to restore deliveries after Iranian drone strike

Make yourself feel slightly better, or at least differently depressed, about bleak global news by reminding yourself that Kemi Badenoch thinks the *only* reason Keir Starmer could possibly have had any concerns about this war is his electoral dependency on British Muslims.

06.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

Over 4 million man hours, and all they have is boys.

06.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 662 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 1
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Once again, the press should be ashamed for chasing this nonsense and even giving it coverage. Trump says something outrageous and they treat it like credible news instead of calling it what it is: bullshit. They never learn.

After everything they put Joe Biden through,

05.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 279 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 5
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What a surprise.

06.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 5477 πŸ” 1669 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 70

when will Israelis and American jews realize that messianic nutters like him want jews dead just as badly as muslims

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also to expose confidential witnesses

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0