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Genderfluid glampire with good hair and bad judgement. 30-something. Adults only, please. they/it/(others depending on context)

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Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

07.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 5222 πŸ” 1518 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 48

I made a prediction too

07.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She brought the Cheneys with her to multiple major events but wouldn't even let a Palestinian speak at the DNC! I think maybe you didn't actually pay any attention and your entire perspective is based purely on vibes.

07.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stand when people in their early 20s try to pursue me after I've already said the age difference is a dealbreaker. if you want a shot with me you better get your ass in the hyperbolic time chamber

03.08.2025 14:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

this looks awful, but on the bright side, it's also not funny

07.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 25672 πŸ” 6388 πŸ’¬ 223 πŸ“Œ 208

idk maybe pursuing votes from her base instead of alienating them by constantly bringing out the Cheneys and backing a wildly unpopular genocide? but I'm not the one with the incredible predictive capacity that she for some reason didn't use when it came time to get elected

07.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*applying lip gloss* oh no, please don't throw me in the briar patch or whatever

07.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if only her incredible predictive abilities extended to knowing what strategies would actually win an election

07.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that's incredibly fucked up of your roommate then!

if you don't know, there's special catfood that is supposed to neutralize some of the allergens they produce. it might be worth looking into.

07.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

....didn't you say you're allergic to cats? that's not okay.

07.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

06.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 316 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

me any time anything happens:

06.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All because they want to wipe out trans adults but can't without a moral panic. "They take your kid, they change your kid" is the oldest conspiracy theory in the world. Can't have a dictatorship without a genocidal foundation.

06.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

remember that casadastraphobia essay that was all like, "everyone remembers their first post that went viral, it feels like you're flying"?

I don't remember my first one, and every time a post gets a lot of traction, it actually feels more like I'm being slowly lowered into a tank of piranhas

06.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! maybe Certainty

06.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry, just, this is going to be very useful in the future

06.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@miq.moe

06.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

evil. it's ok to call evil people evil. in fact it is necessary

06.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 515 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

It's so vapid and pathetic and evil

06.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's definitely not alive and doesn't have anxiety, but if it was and did, do these people not realize how unethical it would be to use it the way they do or do they just not care?

06.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to go through this again 😭

06.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brooklyn: don't miss a chance to see one of the greatest, most moving, most disgusting horror films ever released by a major studio, on 35 mm

06.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 5325 πŸ” 1186 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 22

wow, I will never understand Christianity

06.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's almost like the consultants should be focus grouping mamdani instead of their racist aunt

06.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

😭

06.03.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 1486 πŸ” 355 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 12
US Employers Unexpectedly Cut Jobs, Unemployment Rises
February data call labor market stabilization narrative into question

US Employers Unexpectedly Cut Jobs, Unemployment Rises February data call labor market stabilization narrative into question

Congrats to everyone who voted for Trump and a Republican Congress "for the economy." This is what you get, a sputtering job creation engine that can't make progress like before and keeps rolling backwards.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

06.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1127 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 36

He's putting up record job losses, driving the country into a war he can't even explain, and was credibly accused of raping a teenager in the Epstein files released yesterday - so of course it's time to try and ruin more trans people's lives

06.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1029 πŸ” 311 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 5691 πŸ” 1680 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 75