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Martha O'Neill

@marthamon

Comedian, voice actor, aspiring writer, stained glass artist (neophyte), giver of awkward hugs. Canadian.

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A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 6640 πŸ” 1304 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 93

How I arrived on Bluesky

04.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Brown and white shih-poo dog. He is VERY HANDSOME.

Brown and white shih-poo dog. He is VERY HANDSOME.

Happy 6th Birthday to George Michael. Our wonderful ball of floof and love.

02.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've got a Corvette heart trapped in a minivan body.

23.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe he thought "...and send!" was a good idea.

23.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A painting of a woman standing to speak at a community meeting. She wears a brown jacket over a blue plaid shirt, with folded papers tucked into her pocket. The seated attendees around her look up attentively. The scene is Norman Rockwell’s β€œFreedom of Speech,” but with a female speaker as the central figure.

A painting of a woman standing to speak at a community meeting. She wears a brown jacket over a blue plaid shirt, with folded papers tucked into her pocket. The seated attendees around her look up attentively. The scene is Norman Rockwell’s β€œFreedom of Speech,” but with a female speaker as the central figure.

β€˜I notice none of you fuckers are listening now’

22.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 3171 πŸ” 344 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 11

How his mind went, "...and send."

22.02.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah! Thanks for that. Wasn't made clear in the article. Pretty common med, for sure.

22.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know this isn't the point of the post, but why would carrying Xanax be a problem? Genuinely confused.

22.02.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every news story is now β€œState Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were β€˜blindsided.’”

20.02.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 9260 πŸ” 2290 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 1
Prince Andrew with a horrified look on his face as he is driven off in a car today. Headline from the NY Post "Crown Wince."

Prince Andrew with a horrified look on his face as he is driven off in a car today. Headline from the NY Post "Crown Wince."

Prince Philip with a horrified look on his face in the back of a car in Dec. 2019

Prince Philip with a horrified look on his face in the back of a car in Dec. 2019

Just me?

19.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 35901 πŸ” 16634 πŸ’¬ 1297 πŸ“Œ 2469

How I used my third wish

15.02.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Incredible

www.instagram.com/reel/DUtTdIz...

14.02.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 2453 πŸ” 802 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 87

Dropped some business-related papers off to my Dad at his retirement home.
Put them in a square envelope bc that's all I had.
Staff walked it into the dining room for him & EVERYONE thought it was a Valentine & watched him open it.
Hope he didn't have high school flashbacks like I would have had.

14.02.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"used to"

13.02.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good to see the Oxford comma not used correctly, finally!

13.02.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

13.02.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Wham Rap" was born so that Eminem could fly.

13.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We had a Cinnabon at Sheppard station, but lost it. I miss the sweet cinnamon-y smell! Replaced briefly by a Starbucks, now (shock!) - it's a Timmie's.

11.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How is it?

11.02.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fame in Canada means seeing a celebrity out in public and, unable to place them, assuming you went to high school together or something like that.

10.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

09.02.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 10360 πŸ” 1346 πŸ’¬ 195 πŸ“Œ 37

Will I understand this Super Bowl if I haven’t seen the first fifty-nine

08.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1248 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 17

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

07.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 3794 πŸ” 541 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 35
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Understanding Epstein's Crimes Sex trafficking isn't widely understood. Here is what Epstein did.

(gift substack) Jeffrey Epstein didn't want prostitutes. He wanted scared, vulnerable girls and young women he could control. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

06.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 1961 πŸ” 876 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 39

Time to take down my Groundhog Day lights and put up my Valentine's Day tree.

07.02.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.

05.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 7529 πŸ” 1840 πŸ’¬ 152 πŸ“Œ 63

"Little Shop of Horrors" (partly b/c some of my other favourites have already been chosen.)

06.02.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

05.02.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0