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I uh

“We want to seize all the oil from Iran. The long-term benefit is having all this seized oil.”

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

The nuclear block is good, actually. It’s why Bluesky is my favorite modern social site, much more so than even Twitter at its best.

i would hope it isn't conscious, because if it is then every time you start and end a session you are birthing and killing a sentient being

Just got matching imperial purple 4s for my daughter and me for our dance recital in June

My daughter is locked tf in. Asked if we can get her a jump rope because they're doing that now

At the rink watching figure skating exercises with my daughter and it's crazy that 7ish year olds can just do 720 spins on the ground

38% of airline passengers vote to open plane door midflight because that bitch stewardess said not to

Wisdom from Jesse Jackson’s service yesterday: “You don’t forgive because they deserve mercy. You forgive because you deserve peace. Forgiveness is an emancipation.”

its not chivalrous or gallant. it is only, “if you are bigger and stronger you can do what you want.” for all of their romanticized bull shit, there is nothing romantic about this, its just sad and pathetic

Speaking as someone who’s been in intelligence for a long time, we don’t always call it correctly. Hopefully this is one of those moments.

i know there's a lot going on right now but Ted Cruz is asking Trump to do a one trillion dollar capital gains tax cut by executive fiat rn

Not sure what I expected going into it but Everything Everywhere All At Once was pretty delightful and weird

I am truly speechless at all the shit this mfer gets away with on a daily basis.

Blowtorching diplomatic and humanitarian capacity while burning through military capabilities and alienating allies is malpractice of the highest order by the Secretary of State, the nation's top DIPLOMAT, and by the National Security Advisor. It does not help the military to kill US diplomacy. 14/

I’m beginning to think you people don’t have any idea what you’re doing.

This is a very important point for our current circumstance and I only hope that the interceding decade between our current low and our new hope is far far far less deadly and destructive.

These are the smartest kids on earth. They're winners. This is the true Art of the Deal. They let Trump write books about business and he lost money on gambling. Is it wrong to open a lemonade stand next to a construction site? It is not. Supply and demand baby. Get. That. Paper.

I'd also like to nominate "SPECS OFFENDERS". Thank you, I yield my time.

Neat

Google Trend for "can I store gas long term" Showing flat until the start of 2026 where it goes completely vertical.

I'm sure that's nothing...

This is the hardest "fuck, marry, kill" I've seen in a while.

move slow and repair things

Obv an indication of how rattled he is

we are not making any attempt to establish democracy. in fact we are systematically murdering the Iranian opposition.

this is essentially correct. the united states is a worse actor at this point than putin is.

A yellow lab carrying a giant branch that is wider than the sidewalk

Solid snow bank find for the Branch Manager

New Costco fan “This photo is a great testament to the Costco hot dog/soda deal,” says Lisa Wissman, of Fishers, Indiana, a longtime Costco member and proud new grandmother. “The hot dog is about the same length as my new grandson Archer!”

just found out America's third largest magazine is Costco Connection and its circulation is nearly 16 million 🤯

also it features stuff like size comparisons of babies and hotdogs