@bryangarner
My improv diary (talkin' to myself and making notes). I reply for practice, don't take it personal-like. MAGAts can fuck all the way off (feel free to take that personal-like, if you're a MAGAt).
That's it!
What's the name of the popular vegan place in Athens? (My kid worked there, I never can remember it)
He demanded a free dessert from the wait staff at some restaurant because he owned the building (not the resto, he was the landlord)
Crypto bros and barely-livable-wage workers to assist aging boomers.
Stock market propped by a.i., gambling, and oil.
Aesop warned us. We're killing the goose that lays the golden egg.
"Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket." (Prob not a real Native American saying, but still...)
Or at least not like you hate it
@mluckovich.bsky.social is in his element. Theodore Geisel territory (compliment)
Our prez has a doc that'll fix you right up. Won't even have a scar...
Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution
GA here. I sometimes vote in R primaries in the hopes that we get a sane choice for the general (it never works, btw).
I'm kind of a dum-dum, and I process things slowly...
Are you saying Talarico has ignored black voters, or that he has yet to reach to them? Or are you saying that his platform and messaging are not attractive to black voters and they'll not turn out?
#notallmediocrewhitedudes
"They should have watched Polymarket and conducted themselves accordingly."
Like getting a bigger golf club without fixing your swing. It just sends you further into the woods.
Beef: It's what you wish was for dinner
(RFK suggests substituting with liver)
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Can't unsee it now
Married woman can't vote now, silly
"I wonder what THIS button does..."
Elon putting his engineering team on figuring out a way to get a camel to pass through the eye of a needle...
Weird how much 'Benghazi' rhymes with 'Qatar'
They're acting like there won't be another election because they think they'll all be in heaven by then
Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
American Taliban
I told my doctor my hearing was going.
He said ‘Can you describe the symptoms?’
I said ‘Homer’s bald, Marge has blue hair, Bart is mischievous…’
#LunchPun
Just got my order of Penzy's Hemlock. Can't wait to try it.
Looks like it takes 3 of ours for 1 of theirs...
It's how Hegseth treats his wives: beat them until they love him
Is Kash's girlfriend on a groundstop, in case the FBI needs the plane?
