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Emotional Parc Fermé Brandi 😾

@itsthebrandi

I don't even do rollercoasters. They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business. (No socks) I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television Eph. Snack Caucus.MN. https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi

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Update: Sarah Afzal, sister of the missing citzen Sundas "Sunny" Naqvi, tells me there will be a press conference tomorrow morning at the Broadview facility at 10 a.m.

07.03.2026 06:30 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
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This app sucks ass, actually

07.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at them. They already have enough joy.

07.03.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*crying*

Why do Merc fans get to be happy??? George is the victorian ghost that Quinn Hughes sees and I'm Kimi walked around with a stuffed panda like an adorable human version of Punch?

07.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Black History Month 2.0 going as well as 1.0.

07.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Emotionally entering parc fermΓ©, so I can never be hurt again

07.03.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So many things, tbh

07.03.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So even this was too much to ask for.

07.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least she's not trying to eat it. Unless she is.

07.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Telling people I'm in parc fermΓ© because it sounds more interesting than "I've got nothing going on"'

07.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*James Frey tents his fingers and leans back*

"That's what I'm talkin about"

07.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

per Audi "Gabriel encountered a technical issue during his inlap at the end of Q2. As a result, he will not be able to take part in Q3. The team is investigating the issue."

cold to call Liam Lawson a technical issue but ok

07.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Area Guy Juan Pablo Montoya

07.03.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They didn't let us have one day without stressing us out into baldhood again 😭

07.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For the first time in years I didn't have to worry about car 44 not making it to Q2
That's how low the bar has been

07.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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lmaooooo, Toto

07.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 21

Bang bang, deeply unwell F1 gang

07.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I demoted max to second on my third team when he was complaining about his steering in FP3.

07.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Running with Ferrari as a constructor on all three teams, in case you're wondering how much I hate myself.

07.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot men played college basketball, tbh

07.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And so begins another season believing in Ferrari because I don't believe in myself.

07.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People gotta stop asking what I'd tell younger me. Because every answer would result in current me not existing

07.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If an animal goes extinct for a very long time and then people discover it and say they did, that's snitching.. The animal clearly didn't want to be found.

07.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People into regular trains: Zzzz. I don't care. *Pulls blanket over my head*

People into model trains: I'm listening and clapping gleefully!

07.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know she was on the shortlist for Tai in Clueless?

07.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sad Alonso, probably: I knew this car would break because it has a family at home 😞

07.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@cjzero.bsky.social Juan Pablo Montoya once again wearing his finest Camp Woodward attire 😭

07.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DOJ senior counsel posting like a #1 wide receiver who got 2 catches on 3 targets for 27 yards

07.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Toto's #1 boy disappointed him with that crash 😭

07.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NCAA WBB conference tournaments continue to be chaos. Ole Miss just took out Vandy

07.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0