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Proud alumnus of University of Texas and University of S. Carolina. #DTID since 1996.

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VAR: Masked fan unplugs monitor in German second division match A masked fan unplugged a VAR monitor in a German second division match as the referee went to the pitchside screen to check a penalty award.

gm @olliemcclellan.bsky.social

09.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI expect them to work 14 hours a day on it until it’s passed! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

08.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An β€œ88% issue”? Interesting number there.

08.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SAID DIFFERENTLY WE SERVE HIM NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND YOU ENTITLED DUMMIES IF YOU WANT TO KILL A BUNCH OF BROWN PEOPLE IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS

08.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GOD AIN’T YOUR ERRAND BOY JESUS AIN’T COMING BACK JUST BECAUSE YOU PRESSED THE β€œPRESS BUTTON TO SUMMON THE SECOND COMING” THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A WAR OF CHOICE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

08.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And you know that Tapper is gonna be out there front and center, telling anyone who’ll listen that Murphy hates the troops, etc.

08.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not impossible, but it’s definitely a β€œjuice absolutely not worth the squeeze” situation.

It definitely ain’t 1998 anymore.

08.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If nothing else, the humanities, more than the sciences or engineering, force students to read things not related to their field, think about them, and write their thoughts coherently.

08.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They say MLS can’t compete with Europe’s elite but Miami has Inter’s name, Barcelona’s players, Real Madrid’s politics, PSG’s history and Man United’s dude in all those ads

06.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 294 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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Instant Reaction - 3 Things: #FCDallas at LAFC. #DTID #SomosFCD

08.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Expected: LAFC beats FCD in LA 1-0
Unexpected:
* Dallas with more shots and a higher xG than LAFC
* LAFC desperately booting the ball long out of their area multiple times near the end of the match.

This was a Lloris-Collodi duel and Lloris won it on a stunner of a goal from David MartΓ­nez. #DTID

08.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Randy Marsh in front of the computer. Look, the implication that he ejaculated… a lot.

Max gets way too excited when LAFC does anything good.

Randy Marsh in front of the computer. Look, the implication that he ejaculated… a lot. Max gets way too excited when LAFC does anything good.

Max Bretos calling that LAFC goal: #DTID

08.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a bottle of alcohol in front of a window with the word alcohol on it . ALT: a man is holding a bottle of alcohol in front of a window with the word alcohol on it .

15 minutes until kickoff at BMO Stadium! #DTID

08.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also that Moon Knight thinks he’s a big nerd.

08.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a fictional character portrayed by Tracy Morgan in a new TV show titled β€œThe Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins,” also starring Daniel Radcliffe.

08.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course, as jaded as I became about people’s β€œsources” during Realignmentpalooza 15 years ago, you could also tell me that Pareja will still be around at season end, and I’d believe you.

08.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of tweet from @Jason_Jose:
β€œMy sources are telling me that when @OrlandoCitySC arrive to the airport. Oscar will be let go and it will be announced tonight late or early tomorrow morning.”

Screenshot of tweet from @Jason_Jose: β€œMy sources are telling me that when @OrlandoCitySC arrive to the airport. Oscar will be let go and it will be announced tonight late or early tomorrow morning.”

Two thoughts:
1. Are they gonna tarmac him like Kiffin?
2. Firing a coach three games into a 34 game season is wild. If you had such little confidence in him, shitcan him in the offseason, bring in someone else, and give him the full preseason.

08.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure that the Powers That Be in Frisco see that foolishness and are glad that they locked FCD into something more binding at Toyota Stadium.

07.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve heard that allegation. Maybe it has something to do with the construction they’re doing at one end. In that case, I’ll mind my comments because my MLS team is currently playing in a stadium with seating on only two sides due to construction.

07.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In fact, I’m almost sure that they’re using temporary goals.

07.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t seen a professional stadium with a goal structure using a crossbar as a back support since MLS was using Kwikgoals 20 years ago.

07.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks to Wrexham’s straight-out-of-your-local-rec-fields goals, yes.

07.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As always…

07.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Truly a Vitas Gerulaitis situation.

β€œNobody beats Italy 33 times in a row!”

07.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

40 cloves of garlic? In this economy?

07.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, there are some non-trivial mountains, plateaus, and highlands in the way. That’s kind of a problem.

07.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I should care about it, since it’s the only way that Texas is gonna make the tournament, but is the tournament better for having a mediocre Texas team go out in the first weekend?

So sure, let’s have more mid-majors. Most of them beat who they needed to beat.

07.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The coach who technically hasn’t been fired, just promoted to β€œSpecial Assistant to the Athletic Director.”

07.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sex the Night Before a Marathon Is Fine, Says National Association of Horny Marathoners β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com β€œIn fact, it’s great,” group reports.
07.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should only be disappointed if you had expectations for it to be otherwise.

07.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0