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she/her πŸ’œπŸ° | born in the 80's | i yap a lot πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβœŒοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ https://www.twitch.tv/ctrlaltcookie most places i'm ctrlaltcookie unless some bellend took it :p #vtuber the *only #slimetuber *(citation needed)

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I'm quite the adequate writer, hire me :3

08.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

08.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

:3 i feel like ranking up in deadlock whilst entertaining people and gaining followers at a faster rate than before is proof to all the work I've done to change and improve myself

im a better me and life is very good

08.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im wearing one atm ugh i better glow afterwards, i better have skin you could eat off afterwards, people better be asking me my interior decorator aftwards

08.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

facemasks are awful

08.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

deadlock with pokemon mystery dungeon music :3

08.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it is never okay to tell someone to boil their face in a vat of acid, it isn't okay, you can't do that, except when they're horribly racist in a video game because they have Man With Lack Of Accountability Syndrome then you can absolutely tell them to jump

07.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i started earning money on youtube again and i do not know _where_ like _where_ is it coming from? ads? on the streams? really? huuuuh? twitch ads earn *nothing* for me lmao

07.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i reskeeted a post earlier about this but i dont have any competition, I'm entertaining out of love of the game, i dont fuck with people trying to backstab or social climb, if you see me as a stepping stone good for you I've got no interest in that shit personally and I'll avoid you like the plague

07.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 245 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't and never have viewed other artists or vtubers as competition

that's capitalism brain thing we don't do that here

it's peace and love and community and collaborative art and mutual help only

07.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

deadlock changes are massive oh no

... except for bebop, who got 1 change, and it's completely neutral

06.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a deadlock scoreboard with a lot of information indicating builds for every character as well as scores for every character, the important part being my score playing bebop; kills 17 deaths 0 assists 10 and 39k player damage, i out performed my entire team in kills and deaths and player damage in some cases by an order of magnitude

a deadlock scoreboard with a lot of information indicating builds for every character as well as scores for every character, the important part being my score playing bebop; kills 17 deaths 0 assists 10 and 39k player damage, i out performed my entire team in kills and deaths and player damage in some cases by an order of magnitude

carrying ritualist 2 games then i get sent down to arcanist hell, guh please, let me stay in rituatlist, stop pingponging me down to arcanist, i obviously do not belong there

06.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
@naomikritzer.bsky.social There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:

nitewrighter
Mar 26

me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDIATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

@naomikritzer.bsky.social There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this: nitewrighter Mar 26 me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDIATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

Posting the sign so I can tap it when necessary.

15.12.2025 04:04 πŸ‘ 1400 πŸ” 516 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 25

im sorry, i get you though, winter and early spring are bloody hard anyway even without extra worries like money on top

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

06.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i broke deadlock? i can't find matches, matchmaking is totally busted, i'm at combined over 20 minutes searching

06.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

are you alright hon?

06.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

apollo is so ridiculous, i struggle to iad triple slide on everyone else but with him it's instant, easy, because he has an insanely fast dash

05.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What's that? She finally upgraded and got a capture card?! You bet I did! It's time for some cozy PokΓ©mon adventures with PokΓ©mon Pokopia!
πŸ”΄Live at:
Twitch: twitch.tv/kixieboo
Youtube: youtube.com/@kixieboo

05.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Indiana’s Anti-Trans Attorney General is Preparing to Revoke Trans People’s Documents Indiana AG Todd Rokita has been compiling a list of his state’s trans people. Following in Kansas’ footsteps, he’s quietly laying the groundwork to declare their IDs β€œfalsified records.”

An investigation from Transitics has discovered something highly alarming: Indiana AG Todd Rokita has been making a list of trans people. Following in Kansas’ footsteps, he’s preparing to revoke trans people’s documents by declaring them β€œfalsified records.”

transitics.substack.com/p/indianas-a...

05.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8

"you didn't beat [game] until you [arbitrary challenge]" crowd really need actual hobbies

05.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i wonder if yoshi realises deadlocks matchmaking is bad because of the community's permissive attitude to noobstomping and smurfing

05.03.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 884 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

05.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 4393 πŸ” 1813 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 30
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an illustration by Spindle of the character Anni (on the right, an elflet  with  green hair tied up in a bun and 4 hair loops, wearing yellow glasses, beige turtleneck, and black skirt) kissing a halfling woman (unnamed) on the left (brown hair tied up in a bun, glasses, red turtleneck, and grey skirt)

an illustration by Spindle of the character Anni (on the right, an elflet with green hair tied up in a bun and 4 hair loops, wearing yellow glasses, beige turtleneck, and black skirt) kissing a halfling woman (unnamed) on the left (brown hair tied up in a bun, glasses, red turtleneck, and grey skirt)

librarians kissing

04.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 9831 πŸ” 2100 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 34
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Nancy 3/4/26 πŸ’…

04.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 14322 πŸ” 3433 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 141
the ora ora get pregnant comic featuring paige deadlock and her parents

the ora ora get pregnant comic featuring paige deadlock and her parents

she's their child idc

17.09.2025 18:05 πŸ‘ 4595 πŸ” 1086 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9

biggest raid ive ever had today, bwah!!

03.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0