C. Buckthorn

I need this t-shirt

Fuck him up

We don’t tolerate tweet thieves

You think you can do a tweet better than Ross?

Is Marianne the sensible one or the sensibilitable one

For goodness’ sake David, not again

Daniel brogued irishly to the stairs, and paddied downwards

Who’re we all dressing up as for International Women’s Day

50% of them if that

Take me home ffs

Thank you, yes

Hahahaha

If we stop dancing we will die

Out in Liverpool tonight but far too knackered to tweet about it

Monster fridge

Why can’t I get one of these for my kitchen

🥰

Don’t put that on my shoulders

I WILL block you

*immediately hands you a pile of fluffy towels*

Once I have a bath I’ll invite you up x

I haven’t had a bath since August, so I’m live-tweeting the occasion

I am in a bath!!

ATTENDA T

Are they trapped in the toilets?

There’s a person in the toilets! Who flogs you a spritz of perfume! It’s been so long I can’t even remembet what they’re called. The true cictims pf the pando

Curse the dickhead doing Let It Be badly on karaoke and making me bawl my eyes out

Wouldn’t be the first time

Hahahaha

This time I am blue. Last time I was green

Posting a shit selfie forces me to post a slightly better selfie

Naturally