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Clive Mitchell

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Out of hours: masters swimmer, pond tenderer, step-grandad, and words. Occasionally, planes. In hours: freelance charity governance & operations. https://www.cranfieldtrust.org/ volunteer. Facilitator. Staffordshire, UK.

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#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary ORDEAL: A special offer on paddles.

07.03.2026 07:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know there's a lot wrong with the BBC but it makes my soul sink at the thought of it not being there and things like Small Prophets only being on Netflix, which costs more than the license fee anyway.

06.03.2026 12:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 166 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
2 photographs of a biography of Marty Feldman. One has googly eyes added but it looks virtually the same.

2 photographs of a biography of Marty Feldman. One has googly eyes added but it looks virtually the same.

Every time we see this Marty Feldman book it reminds us of that time we stuck googly eyes on it but all that happened was it looked even more like Marty Feldman. ๐Ÿ‘€

06.03.2026 12:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 504 ๐Ÿ” 115 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

What's the fake job the Trump administration gives you after they humiliate you because they're worried you'll spill the beans?

I'm Roaming Ambassador Plenty Potentiary for Marble Flooring and Judeo-Christian Spice Options at Asian Restaurants.

06.03.2026 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 249 ๐Ÿ” 44 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane

05.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 231 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

And she's out, not even an hour later.

Trump is presenting Mullin's appointment as automatic, but he still has to go through Senate confirmation hearings like everyone else. They're usually deferential to their colleagues, but I think this guy for this post in this election year might prompt issues

05.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1812 ๐Ÿ” 293 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 115 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

What a tale to tell, tho

05.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To demonstrates that he remains a committed special advisor to DHS, Mr. Lewandowski will now be obliged to travel with and provide sexual services to Mr. Mullin.

05.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 736 ๐Ÿ” 136 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

The 'pop your teeth in, love' shot

05.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hero! I'm in awe.

05.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God, ruined lives. He was still a great big fuckwit, though.

05.03.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quality journalism ๐Ÿ™„

05.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blimey, that shop was a right hotbed

05.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did the shock hit you a bit later?

05.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

05.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just feel The Force

05.03.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

blessed are the peace-mongers

05.03.2026 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Fourth year of his reign", which began in 1547

05.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love this livery.
(the regular Lufthansa livery is also just perfect)

05.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

03.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3965 ๐Ÿ” 1278 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71 ๐Ÿ“Œ 131

I get the strong sense that the bulk of media are calling Starmer's position on Iran entirely wrongly right now. I simply don't believe that most people out there are either as hawkish as the Tories or as anti-everything as the Greens. Being conflicted in the middle seems about right to me.

03.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1069 ๐Ÿ” 140 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

"After all, why not... why shouldn't I keep it?"

02.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3335 ๐Ÿ” 419 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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DRAPIST

02.03.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republic disguised as a monarchy/monarchy disguised as a republic latest:

02.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
EK500 flight path

EK500 flight path

Emiratesโ€™ first departure from Dubai since 12:19 local time on 28 February. www.flightradar24.com/UAE500/3e90d...

The airline is restarting a limited set of flights from Dubai this evening.

02.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

"(R-Crazypants)"

That's lovely, really lovely.

02.03.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The gap between how cool he thinks he sounds and how he actually sounds would take light eight centuries to traverse.

02.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2867 ๐Ÿ” 460 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Sarah asks about Iranian attacks on "other arab states in the region", suggesting she thinks Iran is an arab state. ๐Ÿ™„
#wato

02.03.2026 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why the fuck is #wato carrying a propaganda 'press conference' from Hegseth??

02.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 105 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1