Nefos

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Mein gott.. it's beautiful

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Gotta salute the flag

If something doesn't exist that you want to exist, you can just about make almost anything if you put your mind to it!

It's simple, don't misbehave then you won't face the jar of vegimite staring at you during breakfast~

*chuckles and grins as "Waltzing Matilda" plays aggressively in the background*

Meanwhile what my Hounds get for breakfast if they've been misbehaving.

Yes
The entire jar
No bread will be provided~

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HUH?!?!
I-i mean, I'm already on HRT but I wouldn't say that I'm hawt like you and other Handlers personally

*looks at myself in the mirror and sighs*

One day, One day

And yet you still look great with it partly still on

I find it interesting comparing the looks of a Handler when they're in full uniform compared to when they're in casual clothing or a more relaxed version of their uniform.

Either way, still dangerous and regulars and Hounds should still approach with caution.

See what I mean? XD

Guess it's not a me thing because my Hound @theredcrow117.bsky.social yaps a ton about Lancer or Warhammer.

Dunno if this is universal but try ruffling/scratching their hair. Gets mine to slow down with its speech or stop all together~

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Meanwhile in Perth:

Congrats Colonel on getting your Hound, it'll be interesting to see how you decide to train her

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Me waiting until you discover Mechsploitation next:

Just make sure you're taking care of yourself and giving yourself breaks as to not get overstressed and overwhelmed as it can cause some health problems. (I found out the hard way)

*bites my lip and sighs*

Not much of a choice, but I'll do it. Partly to make sure that I'm the one in charge of my Hounds.

*rubs my gloved hand nervously*

And if I don't put my hand in?..

I'll be honest I've never seen dune. But it does remind me of 1982's The Thing.

Also who ever said I was Human~

.. I take it you've thought of a way to "fix" it, however im guessing that it's going to involve my blood ending up on that knife of yours.

*Slowly sinks into the chair*

Wha-what do you mean by that?
*Trying to look serious but you can tell I'm nervous*

Wh- I'm a Handler. You wouldn't do such a thing to me would you?..

I-.. I beg your pardon, you want to do what now?!

(Holy, that look..)

Hmm, then I trust you.

And if I don't?

... I have a bad feeling about this.

*Squints at you*