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*bringing actual pain to everyone

Alpha does NOT like that.

Hence why he’s so impatient with Clyde, his stubbornness is being actual pain to everyone

elmo from sesame street is dancing in a room with his arms outstretched . ALT: elmo from sesame street is dancing in a room with his arms outstretched .

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lol, gotta love autocorrect

But yes, I agree, Alpha knows best

He really does. Clyde is just being stubbornly noble 😓

The timing is unfortunate since Phee is going into a breakthrough heat at exactly that moment so all she knows is Clyde doesn’t seem to want her.

Her Omega is equally confused because it is VERY clear that Alpha and Clyde VERY VERY much want to mate Phee.

Sigh. I knew it had to be ad-related.

I thought this was just happening to me. It’s so FRUSTRATING!!

Mmmmm, yes!!! She’s like, we’ll figure this out together and also, I think we should try this. 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂

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Omega is very much going to enjoy Ben taking care of her 🔥

He and Rey—and his 🍆—will figure it out

I love it when they are clueless virgins together and I also love it when Rey is like “let me teach you sex, Ben.”

The next night Ben is like, last night was fantastic, I loved it, so this is what o learned from your reactions last night, can we try this and see if you liked it?

Rinse and repeat.

He’s being unfortunately stubborn about it, but luckily Alpha is there to urge him along

Live look at Alpha’s exact reaction

I’ve been writing a fair bit of ClydePhee lately so they’re on my mind.

#Clydephee
/ omegaverse

At the altar, her vibrant hair covered by a veil of the finest lace (Clyde’s grandmother’s), Phee looks up at her new husband to recite her vows.

Clyde stumbled through his.

“Well done,” his Alpha purrs. “Time to mate Omega.”

Clyde tries to remember it’s a bad idea—fails.

#Reylo
It’s late by the time they get back to the honeymoon suite and the calm of it settles something deep in Ben.

He’s married.

“Ben?” Rey asks as she walks toward him, dressed only in white lace.

Brain broken, he tries to remember all the advice he’d gotten for this exact occasion.

He fails.

⭐ prompt 447 — LACE

Revised and expanded here:
archiveofourown.org/works/295434...

The only person she would trust with it. He says everything is going to be fine so she knows it is. 😓

Wipes the smudges off her face, braids her hair, carries her to bed to snuggle her to make her feel safe.

He promises everything will be okay, so it will be.

He promises he everything will be okay, because he will make sure it is.

Thrilled to be one of the spoons in the shared trenchcoat, and even more thrilled to be able to celebrate our dearest @janejanajuno.bsky.social's birthday with this fic!

If you wondered what the recent posts were about (👀, 🥄, pouting about attempts to be sneaky when I'm really not at all), this is it.

Brought to you by and with my fellow spoons @ev3rmichelle.bsky.social and @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social for dear @janejanajuno.bsky.social's birthday! 🥄🥄🥄🧥

Finally the cat is out of the bag.

Happy birthday @janejanajuno.bsky.social

The cuddle hustle by myself, @dhampirse.bsky.social and @ev3rmichelle.bsky.social

Mild angst

Fluff

The braincell is on life support

archiveofourown.org/works/806863...

#Reylo
/ omegaverse

There’s a way he moves, walking towards her, that has, for the first time in her life, feeling like prey.

Alpha stalks her, relentless, and she can’t tamp down the fire that burns through her veins.

His voice is like velvet.

“Join me.”

He does not Command, and yet she obeys.