Vaughn Winchell

He has plenty of time. He just doesn't put it to any use at all.

"I don't have the time." The golf doesn't play itself, amiright?

"...for many decades, until they surrender or, more likely, totally collapse."

I guess "many decades" is technically not a "forever war," but....

Trump: "The president of El Salvador, another friend. Nabe -- Bookeli"

Donald Trump lowered our Flags to half-staff for Charlie Kirk but not for the 6 troops we lost in Kuwait.

I hope he has something similar smack in the middle of his back.

Wait, I'm confused. Is he nominating a "[h]ighly [r]espected United States Senator," or is he nominating Markwayne Mullin.

(Side note: Mullin nomination, if successful, does help clear the path for Ron Johnson to become the dumbest person in the Senate after Tuberville leaves.)

Yep, this tracks

Once Tommy Tuberville leaves office, Ron Johnson has a really good shot at becoming the biggest idiot in the US Senate.

AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do

The fact that institutional Senate Republicans confirmed this dangerous, dishonest know-nothing to be Secretary of Homeland Security illustrates why no clear-thinking person should trust the Republican party.

I certainly cannot imagine that I will ever vote for another Republican as long as I live.

Does anybody like her?

Isn't that at least as true when donald IS doing things?

The less he does, the better.

You cannot simultaneously believe:

A. Israel is so powerful that it can force the US government to wage war in Iran against our will.
B. Joe Biden had sufficient US power to restrain Israel from committing genocide in Gaza, power which he chose not to exercise.

The party of small government, amiright?

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Minnesota would like a word.

Terrible news

Record unrest.

Nobody's ever seen anything like it.

Call me judgmental if you will, but I am starting to think Lindsey Graham might just be a hack with no principles at all.

Apparently I am.

Goals but no plans?

Guess what, y'all? Maybe I AM qualified to be President of the United States after all!

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

...bringing the count of completely unnecessary casualties to at least 8.

Gosh, I am surprised that Supreme Court justices don't have offices of their own....

It's a big job, being a Justice. You would think there would be a few modest perqs.

This seems like a good time to mention Pete Hegseth's name.

Welp

Publication date for this gem of punditry shoulda been 29 days earlier.

Then again, trump also told us that Iran's nuclear facilities had been obliterated, and that he would release his tax returns.

Do you have a more credible source, @nytimes.com ?