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happy birthday to my handsome little man gort 💚 he turns 7 today!

goth to bird watcher pipeline

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rewatching fruits basket for the millionth time I can’t promise that I’m ok

who up carpalling they tunnel

need an etsy witch for higher yield

thank u handsome bubby man 💌

may i get hotter and richer every time i think about those who have wronged me

I’m sick of getting message notifications on my LinkedIn only for them to be sponsored about taking college classes. The job market is too horrific rn to be playing around like that.

nothing will ever compare to the greatness of a nintendo ds

password came to me like a premonition during work, and it makes me feel like those girls who said they dreamt of their bfs phone passwords, and that’s how they found out they were cheating

watching the muppet show (2026) just to feel something.

Hey y’all long time no see
(had to factory reset my phone and i wasn’t getting any emails to sign in/reset my password)

been trying to air out skunk smell from my house for the last hour, help

skunks are so cute i wish they had a better self-protection mechanism

these squirrels are my life now and i can never move houses

someone brought all 4 of her grown babies to my yard this morning for breakfast

blessing in disguise when you have a falling out with a male-centered friend

i feel like i’m the only person on earth who hasn’t blown bill clinton

when the fries have eczema 🙌🏻🙌🏻

twilight marathon at least twice a year sets you up for a successful future

imagine if credit scores never got invented

my best friends teaching me how to play magic rn and he made me a bird deck 😭💓

he’s going to a rehab tomorrow

how many goth points do i win for catching a raven

one very important life skill is learning how to cook tofu properly

never thought i’d say this but i think im starting to hate eyeliner on myself

re-discovering music from the darkest time in my life

na na na by my chem lyrics: lets blow an artery

always wanted to be a person who watches livestreams so this is my sign ! <3