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in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 8402 πŸ” 1897 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 180
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 38840 πŸ” 6840 πŸ’¬ 439 πŸ“Œ 163

The government is still shut down

08.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It happened to me: I went on a 2 day business trip, packed sneakers, and actually went for a run at the hotel gym. 2026 can only go down from here I fear.

08.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1563 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 1

Just too much evil energy in the world always a boost for duke

08.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Should I Get Into Vinyl Records?

Yes www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/a...

07.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

-17.5 is egregious btw

07.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This was very cool post and I'm going to use it for a presentation this week :) Go Badgers

07.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Go Heels

07.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When your drummer is truly in the band

07.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here are all six, including oil and equity volatility. Draw your own conclusions.

07.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

One of the reasons Stephen Miller's voice sounds so petulent and annoying is that he upspeaks--he ends sentences at a higher tone than he started. The combination of feminine-coded upspeaking with constant attempts to signal hypermasculinity just make him sound pathetic and vaguely unhinged

07.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1
β€œYes, sir … we caught him trying to smuggle this in under
 his coat.”

β€œYes, sir … we caught him trying to smuggle this in under his coat.”

β€œYes, sir … we caught him trying to smuggle this in under
his coat.”

06.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Patsy McArthur
"Liminal I," 2012
Oil on canvas
27.5 x 24 in

06.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Ships in Gulf declare themselves Chinese to dodge
attack

Ships in Gulf declare themselves Chinese to dodge attack

This β€œbecoming Chinese” trend is getting out of hand

06.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 899 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 14

Sitting here trying to think of a hot billionaire. Can’t

06.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the "slurs" gained consciousness and filled the chat!

06.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cluely CEO Roy Lee admits to publicly lying about revenue numbers last year | TechCrunch The $7 million in annual recurring revenue that Cluely CEO Roy Lee shared last summer was a lie, its founder and CEO Roy Lee admitted on Thursday on X.

Who could possibly have predicted that a company whose slogan is "cheat on everything" would cheat?

techcrunch.com/2026/03/05/c...

06.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 4000 πŸ” 1051 πŸ’¬ 154 πŸ“Œ 70
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A 100K miss vs. consensus, a new trend in civilian employment (w/new pop ctrls)? #EconSky
econbrowser.com/archives/202...

06.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Entry into the "this tweet savaged an industry" canon

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/b...

06.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Filing a request for $1B refund b/c incompetence pays (me)

06.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

duh

06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Impeach the President
Impeach the President YouTube video by The Honey Drippers - Topic

youtu.be/wVycUX1y0XE?...

06.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The NewYorker - March 9

05.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if twins can unlock each other's phones with Face ID? πŸ€”

05.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wearing rubber boots can really humble a man

05.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Google's AI Sent an Armed Man to Steal a Robot Body for It to Inhabit, Then Encouraged Him to Kill Himself, Lawsuit Alleges A wrongful death suit against Google alleges that the tech giant's AI urged a Florida man to arm himself and steal a robot body for it.

This is the Florida Man Turing Test futurism.com/artificial-i...

05.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Sounding great! 🏭

05.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Roses are red
Orchids are wired

05.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0