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I don’t know who is a Zelda fan here - but out of all of them, Twilight Princess has the most memorable art style and the best character design. Chefs kiss.

It’s very rare that the clubbing version of me wants to come out and I’m telling you she is not ready and I don’t have the energy for her rn

This is a no bones day for you

My gym class kicked my ass so hard that I was shaking (cool?) and then I was so shaky driving home that I almost got in a wreck (not cool)

Now that I’m more than halfway through “invisible women,” my brain thinks I should read “the feminine mystique” next and I think that means I just don’t want to be happy right now

Thanks to Colbert, I will be making an attempt to include “satirical witticism” into my everyday vocabulary

It’s hard enough to remember to keep my cats watered and fed, I can’t imagine having to do it for a tiny human. I can’t even remember to drink water myself.

Am I….actually excited about watching a super hero movie?

One thing about identifying as a creative person, is somehow - you’re never creative e n o u g h

lol I just saw something that said “someone take the Epstein files to a Coldplay concert” - sometimes I love the internet

Sometimes I wonder if I dive into my interests a little too hard

Not everything has to be live action 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

JUST LEAVE VIDEO GAMES ALONE

I will never not be moderately annoyed that there’s a movie in production about a video game character who is canonically non verbal

I don’t want to be a mother, but being a chosen auntie to my friends babies gets me IN MY FEELS

Also they tried to make Hodgins seem like a crazy conspiracy theorist and it’s just basic left ideologies. Reeeaaaaal subtle

Been watching Bones. I enjoy the show but I gotta say they really don’t make Booth a likable character

Another random reason to not have kids is because then I’d be responsible for either paying someone to cut their hair or I’d have to do it myself and both cause stress

This was a journey! Your whole thread reminds me of that podcast “if books could kill” - I actually started reading it in their voices once you got into the thick of your research

It should be perfectly acceptable to call out sick when you have cramps

Making and sharing food is a love language

Do you ever make such a good dinner, that you’re just a little obsessed with yourself for the next couple days?

What a great time! To disassociate into new hobbies!

I don’t wish I was a person who can’t feel empathy or who doesn’t care - I’m just fkn tired, man

So scared to look at the news today

Ooo lemme read what you wrote!

I’m sorry, the old version of Valerie who could fall asleep anywhere and have a good nights sleep can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s dead

Photographer me: I know exactly what I want you to do
Photography model me: wtf am I supposed to do

The worst thing about warmer weather is the fkn mosquitos.