Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦

I never understood why people travel to exotic places and spend their vacation reading books. Might i suggest a heat lamp and some tropical bird ambience?

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Big congratulations! 😺🎈

A squirrel visited my balcony today... up on the 6th floor.

Them's coming for my nuts i say. 🙀🐿️

Early sign of spring: The slightly oversized pacifist mosquito creatures have returned. 😺 🦟

When freshly discovered music, poetry and other arts find you at your most tender times. 🐱✨

*Big squishy hug* 🐱✨

Asaf Avidan - One day/Reckoning song. It has the worst gravel-y, drawn-out goat slaughter vocals like Janis Joplin at one foot in the grave, but mainly an obnoxious repetition that makes me physically ill.

I'm convinced it was developed by torturers and leaked into the music biz *accidentally*.

Turns out i'm inbred. My great-grandparents were cousins somehow.

Now why do i hear Lynyrd Skynyrd playing ... and it isn't "Free Bird"... 🙀

A splendid time for the pedantic civil defence authorities to do quarterly testing of the air raid sirens.

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You know Quasimodo predicted all this. 🙀

We're done-diddily-done for. 🙀

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I still feel giddy when i open up a book that is 160 or even 200 years old.

As a child, i remember finding books from the 1940's thinking; "Wow, contemporary with WW2. That's hella olde". Now those feel like baby books to me. 😸🍭

am always silly 😺

I know it's not an everyday English word to use, let alone in writing, but when i try to write "chart" it ends up as "shart". 🙀

Weird dreams: I found a squashed coin inside a mushroom, not knowing a grieving person had laid it on the ground as a memorial. There was a wolf girl drooling on me to attract wolf men to find me. I grabbed the ass of someone sleeping across my legs. A church was burning down.

No drugs involved. 🫣

The mayo came... off.
All's well. 😺

Squirted a massive load of mayo on my pants and even on my slippers.

And i mean it in the literal sense. 🙀

Jack-diddly-squat. 😾

There are Scandinavian prison cells that look less dreary than this. 😸

Let it grow 🌳😺

Disney: *Creates a male character*
Internet: *Makes gay porn out of them all*

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I fuckin wish i were American for once. A medical clinic screwed up the patient journals and pasted someone else's post-appointment entry into mine, revealing their CSA, disabilities, alcoholism and family troubles all for me to read.

Just imagine the lawsuit and money rain it could have been. 💀🔥

Why are they called cowboys despite the fact they're riding on horses (and other men)? 🤠🐎

Skillful word-poopery is not the same thing as intelligence.
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When cougars eat me in Red Dead Redemption 2. 😻

If i had land, i would pour a bunch of rocks over it, create lots of hollow places and turn it into a giant-ass snake orgy pit. 🐍

So there's gay white supremacy... as a fetish?

Every day is an education that you didn't necessarily ask for. 😬

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