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Celebrating the unsung heroes of the Tour de France. That’s right - the cows.

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Bruce the bull makes appearances at Albany’s local bowling alley and pool rooms Follow the latest headlines from ABC News, Australia's most trusted media source, with live events, audio and on-demand video from the national broadcaster.

Tonight’s “and finally…” story on ABC news www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

01.03.2026 11:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just wait until they hit the 90s playlist and you get Fools Garden and Michael Learns to Rock.

01.03.2026 11:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Traffic lights?!?!?!

26.02.2026 23:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Definitely! I was struggling to figure out which train to get from Southern Cross to Flinders St this morning. Google Maps wasn’t helping (nor was the escalator renovation situation 🙄)

25.02.2026 03:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve forgotten how to Melbourne. Forgot to press the train door button. Forgot that the Queen Vic Market is closed on a Wednesday. Forgot to bring an extra layer…

25.02.2026 02:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hope she’s ok and just having a grumpy moment…

19.02.2026 23:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In other cow-related war food news...

Cheese pioneer Léon Bel ("Ba! ba! ba! Ba baby...") was in the French army in WW1. "Valkyrie" was the truck he drove along the Voie Sacrée daily to surply Verdun.

He painted a cow on its side:

"La Vache Qui Rit"

Anyway that's how Laughing Cow cheese was born.

04.02.2026 13:55 👍 208 🔁 38 💬 7 📌 1

Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.

10.02.2026 23:54 👍 150 🔁 60 💬 2 📌 1
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What's (Still) Happening at the State Library of Victoria? GH catches up

Latest debacles at the State Library of Victoria: an arresting report by Gideon Haigh. Is the Board illegal as well as awful? Is the withdrawn 'restructure' proceeding by stealth (cultural vandalism, expertise-jettisoning, giant video screens in the Dome, etc)?
www.cricketetal.com/p/whats-stil...

01.02.2026 10:32 👍 47 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 1

Fair enough!

26.01.2026 08:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, *wow*!

26.01.2026 08:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah, the clapotis! I think I’ve made three…

26.01.2026 08:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I like the sense of ooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 😄

26.01.2026 07:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love the maroon! And the colourful scarf is gorgeous.

26.01.2026 07:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yumiko Alexander’s “Forest Weave” knitted top.

Yumiko Alexander’s “Forest Weave” knitted top.

It’s a drop stitch cabled top. I hate knitting with anything cotton or linen but the idea of the finished garment was too tempting. Regretting it even prior to cast on

26.01.2026 07:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hmm, not so good…

I’m currently winding a black cotton-linen blend and I already know I’m going to hate this project 🤣

26.01.2026 07:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Oooh! Perfect day 😍

26.01.2026 07:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Long read. Very well put together. Very important. Thank you Gareth Hutchens.

26.01.2026 02:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@lesvachesdutour.bsky.social Moo!

25.01.2026 15:08 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Boycott the World Cup.
Boycott the Olympics.

24.01.2026 22:34 👍 710 🔁 211 💬 34 📌 12

‼️

Also: I’m now doing a where-are-they-now on Franciscus Henri…

24.01.2026 05:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well now I’m heading down unexpected rabbit holes…

24.01.2026 05:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m missing this! The irony of bike races in your own time zone clashing with (ugh) *work* 😆

22.01.2026 02:14 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

❤️❤️❤️

22.01.2026 02:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oooops! Sorry 😆😆😆

19.01.2026 21:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Few cows reach her age of 13 years old, or live in such a stimulating environment. That said, the researchers believe cattle may simply be smarter than people have previously realised.”

19.01.2026 21:03 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1

The Welsh word for a ladybird is buwch goch gota, which I’d translate as STUBBY RED COW. The Vietnamese word for a ladybird, which means “turtle bug,” is BỌ RÙA. And, in a pleasing linguistic coincidence, in Irish BO RUA means RED COW.

30.12.2025 18:23 👍 178 🔁 16 💬 6 📌 2

😳😳😳

30.12.2025 19:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of a hadeda with a crudely-drawn Santa hat

Photo of a hadeda with a crudely-drawn Santa hat

Hope you all had-eda a happy Christmas

25.12.2025 15:45 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s awful 😢

23.12.2025 06:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0