Cheech_N 👻

Why work when I can slack?

“Good to know.”

But it was not, in fact, good to know.

Be nice to people with glasses. We pay to see you

my washing machine: “load sensing”
me: Same.

cats are allowed to be evil, they earned it

my daily affirmations are just screams

Today would be a great day for a giant volcano eruption.

toilet?

you mean the poop cemetery?

I’m getting stoned. Better skeets are coming. I promise.

Sober? I don't even know her

it’s tough out there and in here (my brain)

it's rude that so many old people are the same age as me

Bluesky more like blueshit

At this point, I’m 98% despair.

Why are they called dating website usernames and not ‘love handles’

I'll take my whiskey in the bottle, and back in the cabinet because I'm drinking beer

radiation is stored in the balls

I must've been a man in my past life, because I swear being woman in this life is a punishment

once again participating in wednesday against my will

don’t talk to me until im on my third box of thin mints

Life doesn't get easier it becomes more complicated.

There are two wolves inside of me and they are both eating cookies.

them: your grandma is cool

me: oh this old thing?

sliding down the crescent moon doing cannonballs into clouds

People who say to me, "forget everything I said," don't realize that I probably wasn't listening anyway.

why punctuate when lol is right there

“Sorry I’m late.”

-A memoir.

The urge to return to an analog world.