Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique

This is what I’ve been thinking about a lot.

Right? And also he’s so funny 😭

My favorite is him in “bottoms”

Off this app? I’m quiet, always make sure the outfit match the Jordan’s and I’m asking you a lot of questions and intently listening because I like to get to know people better than they know themselves.

That’s how you jinx it then we get a messy update 😂

I’m convinced many have children because they want to take their oppression out on said children. You want to treat your kids the way life, your job, this system, has treated you. And the excuse you use is getting them ready for the real world.

I’d say that’s me. Ion want kids but I like being a big brother/uncle type.

Will smith not doing the matrix will never stop being funny to me cause im sure you thought wild Wild West was gonna hit then you was on Netflix doing cop movies with orcs

:(

I don’t want kids turned into I don’t like kids and they should never be anywhere I am 😭

Lemme get that con arroz blanco tia

Lincoln Clay in mafia 3:

When I heard “functioning coke user” I knew I’d heard everything

Restaurants that have rice and beans as two seperate sides deserve a special place in hell.

Will smith was infamously safe with his movie choices and he said the matrix wasn’t explained/pitched to him well so he didn’t do it.

yall complain about bad viral podcast clips but you keep posting them 😂

The fact that he turned down the matrix to do that 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I haven’t gotten anything yet 😁

Me:

HAY COMIDA EN CASA

Next time your kid complains about not wanting a shower put him through the car wash rinse

Soooonnnnnn assasss iiiiiii gettttt homeeeee

Me reading this:

I mean why you invite someone to watch if you ass whose fault is that 😂

My version of this would be inviting her to a fighting game tournament I’m entering and losing every game I competed in.

This is hillarious

This question just gave me my AARP card

Do you care if a rapper writes their lyrics or not?